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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34125 on: April 07, 2014, 04:54:09 PM »
Off to Nicosia, for a day at the races.  Thumbs:

Perhaps I should go like....?  rubschin:

FFS, one lucky pick and now he's an expert angry041:


I read that as one lucky prick  redface: ........and didn't question it.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34126 on: April 07, 2014, 04:58:25 PM »
Off to Nicosia, for a day at the races.  Thumbs:

Perhaps I should go like....?  rubschin:

FFS, one lucky pick and now he's an expert angry041:


I read that as one lucky prick  redface: ........and didn't question it.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34127 on: April 07, 2014, 08:49:08 PM »
I am now Head of Department in a University Centre after a gruelling 4 minute interview in which I asked all the questions  angel1 angel1

They seem desperate to have me. I start Wednesday. What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin: rubschin:

All my staff are blonde laydees  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34128 on: April 07, 2014, 09:18:31 PM »
Just back from the pub.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34129 on: April 07, 2014, 10:44:51 PM »
I am now Head of Department in a University Centre after a gruelling 4 minute interview in which I asked all the questions  angel1 angel1

They seem desperate to have me. I start Wednesday. What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin: rubschin:

All my staff are blonde laydees  angel1

Except Rob

Well done Nick  happ096    Good luck  ;D


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Yes very well done Mr Nick.  happ096

Is Mr Stew going to give you a reference? 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34130 on: April 07, 2014, 10:48:26 PM »
I am now Head of Department in a University Centre after a gruelling 4 minute interview in which I asked all the questions  angel1 angel1

They seem desperate to have me. I start Wednesday. What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin: rubschin:

All my staff are blonde laydees  angel1

Except Rob

Well done Nick  happ096    Good luck  ;D


Got any jobs rubschin:   I am blonde  Thumbs:
Yes very well done Mr Nick.  happ096

Is Mr Stew going to give you a reference? 

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In my most difficult moments when it gets most heated Nick is never shy of making contributions to the pot

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34131 on: April 08, 2014, 04:59:56 AM »
Today I shall mostly be in Pafos....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34132 on: April 08, 2014, 07:00:25 AM »
Off to see Russell to prove that I am me  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34133 on: April 08, 2014, 07:51:57 AM »
Off to see Russell to prove that I am me  rubschin:

Bertrand or Grant?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34134 on: April 08, 2014, 09:47:47 AM »
I'm back like, you lucky lot! Party001:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34136 on: April 08, 2014, 11:54:29 AM »
I have had an NI number since 1972. I have NEVER been asked to "prove it". I am now talking to a robotic woman (allegedly voice recognition) at HMRC.  angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34137 on: April 08, 2014, 02:18:47 PM »
Dealing with e-mails from morons (big international company) have now confirmed the same wedding 3 times... Banghead  and each time get an automated response "we have received your e-mail someone will contact you soon etc"... cussing:

Then ask for a phone number for a rep .....2 replies from 2 different people giving 2 different fecking numbers... Banghead  plus 2 automatic response e-mails.... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34138 on: April 08, 2014, 03:59:33 PM »
Dealing with e-mails from morons (big international company) have now confirmed the same wedding 3 times... Banghead  and each time get an automated response "we have received your e-mail someone will contact you soon etc"... cussing:

Then ask for a phone number for a rep .....2 replies from 2 different people giving 2 different fecking numbers... Banghead  plus 2 automatic response e-mails.... cussing:

I hope you phone the wrong number first....then it will have cost you 2 Cents extra.  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #34139 on: April 08, 2014, 04:00:25 PM »
Dealing with e-mails from morons (big international company) have now confirmed the same wedding 3 times... Banghead  and each time get an automated response "we have received your e-mail someone will contact you soon etc"... cussing:

Then ask for a phone number for a rep .....2 replies from 2 different people giving 2 different fecking numbers... Banghead  plus 2 automatic response e-mails.... cussing:

I hope you phone the wrong number first....then it will have cost you 2 Cents extra.  Thumbs:

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