London Bridge station was mobbed with Rozzers. Reason? Millwall vs Birmingham. Wise move.
Did you hide in the toilets again....? 
That was Victoria, mong. And anyway, as a Millwall fan I wasnt worried. A few verses of "no-one likes us, we dont care" had the attendant Chisholms raising thier eyes, coming from someone in a suit and tie. "Going home are we, sir?"
"No, going to another pub thats miles from here".
