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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33840 on: March 25, 2014, 07:41:31 AM »
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I am no longer on holiday, so am back in Wiltshire, crossing the border shortly to work in Hampshire.  cloud9:

Ooo lucky you Tipsy, hope you enjoy. Thumbs:

Today I will mostly be cleaning and moving furniture around.  I have a lupin problem to solve and I seem to have lost my thinking cap. rubschin:

 Thumbs:  I may need help to remove this permanent grin.

* slap * There, how is that?  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33841 on: March 25, 2014, 09:27:25 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2014, 07:41:31 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 25, 2014, 07:38:18 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2014, 07:15:38 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 25, 2014, 06:17:37 AM
I am no longer on holiday, so am back in Wiltshire, crossing the border shortly to work in Hampshire.  cloud9:

Ooo lucky you Tipsy, hope you enjoy. Thumbs:

Today I will mostly be cleaning and moving furniture around.  I have a lupin problem to solve and I seem to have lost my thinking cap. rubschin:

 Thumbs:  I may need help to remove this permanent grin.

* slap * There, how is that?  Thumbs:

And that, doctor, is how BM ended up with all that 'lucky' heather stuck up there.....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33842 on: March 25, 2014, 09:29:11 AM »
Time to collect the Two Ronnies. I also seem to need a soap dish  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33843 on: March 25, 2014, 12:24:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 25, 2014, 09:29:11 AM
Time to collect the Two Ronnies. I also seem to need a soap dish  rubschin:

That will be to put all the soap you stole from your hotel in.

Why have you had to wait so long for your specs.  I go to Vision Express.  Prescription glasses x 2 within an hour.  New contact lenses to trial by tomorrow.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33844 on: March 25, 2014, 02:45:55 PM »
Just heard back from the council, didn't get the job. In all honesty it was a hail Mary application so didn't expect to get it.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33845 on: March 25, 2014, 02:47:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2014, 02:45:55 PM
Just heard back from the council, didn't get the job. In all honesty it was a hail Mary application so didn't expect to get it.

Sorry to hear that.....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33846 on: March 25, 2014, 02:49:07 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2014, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2014, 02:45:55 PM
Just heard back from the council, didn't get the job. In all honesty it was a hail Mary application so didn't expect to get it.

Sorry to hear that.....

^^^ wot he said like ^^^
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33847 on: March 25, 2014, 03:03:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2014, 02:49:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2014, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2014, 02:45:55 PM
Just heard back from the council, didn't get the job. In all honesty it was a hail Mary application so didn't expect to get it.

Sorry to hear that.....

^^^ wot he said like ^^^

^^^ Wot they said^^^
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33848 on: March 25, 2014, 03:06:11 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2014, 03:03:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2014, 02:49:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2014, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2014, 02:45:55 PM
Just heard back from the council, didn't get the job. In all honesty it was a hail Mary application so didn't expect to get it.

Sorry to hear that.....

^^^ wot he said like ^^^

^^^ Wot they said^^^

^^^Same here^^^
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33849 on: March 25, 2014, 06:44:52 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 25, 2014, 03:06:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2014, 03:03:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2014, 02:49:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2014, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2014, 02:45:55 PM
Just heard back from the council, didn't get the job. In all honesty it was a hail Mary application so didn't expect to get it.

Sorry to hear that.....

^^^ wot he said like ^^^

^^^ Wot they said^^^

^^^Same here^^^

^^^And here^^^


My youngest daughter is in and around St Ives you couldn'''''''t pop over and take her out for a drink could you?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33850 on: March 25, 2014, 06:49:20 PM »
Miss C is now pimping  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33851 on: March 25, 2014, 07:15:08 PM »
London Bridge station was mobbed with Rozzers. Reason?  Millwall vs Birmingham.  Wise move. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33852 on: March 25, 2014, 07:18:13 PM »
Knuckle scrapers  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33853 on: March 25, 2014, 07:18:36 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 25, 2014, 07:15:08 PM
London Bridge station was mobbed with Rozzers. Reason?  Millwall vs Birmingham.  Wise move.

Did you hide in the toilets again....? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33854 on: March 25, 2014, 07:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2014, 07:18:36 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 25, 2014, 07:15:08 PM
London Bridge station was mobbed with Rozzers. Reason?  Millwall vs Birmingham.  Wise move.

Did you hide in the toilets again....? ::)

That was Victoria,  mong. And anyway,  as a Millwall fan I wasnt worried.  A few verses of "no-one likes us, we dont care" had the attendant Chisholms raising thier eyes, coming from someone in a suit and tie.  "Going home are we, sir?"

"No, going to another pub thats miles from here".

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