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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33150 on: February 21, 2014, 08:35:49 AM »
In the pub waiting for Apey. ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33151 on: February 21, 2014, 08:52:43 AM »
Just tell him you are buying, that should have him breaking the sound barrier to get there.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33152 on: February 21, 2014, 08:59:59 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33153 on: February 21, 2014, 09:27:48 AM »
If, theoretically, someone you knew accidentally filled their computer screen with, say, white wine but the screen still werked, like, do you think, hypothetically, that the wine would eventually evaporate?  rubschin:

I had a friend who did this to their laptop. It never recovered properly, some keys worked some didn't so the had to buy a new keypad.  As it then lost it's ability to be a laptop a Chrome Book was purchased this was used enthusiastically as a laptop until said 'friend' fell asleep with a glass of wine in their hand which then slopped all over the keypad and broke it. The Chrome Book is currently at the local computer hospital not sure if it is going to recover or not.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33154 on: February 21, 2014, 09:31:20 AM »
Some people are so clumsy  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33155 on: February 21, 2014, 10:25:57 AM »
Some people are so clumsy  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33156 on: February 21, 2014, 10:58:53 AM »
Baldy bought beer ....   cloud9:..Miss T got sunburnt....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33157 on: February 21, 2014, 04:32:36 PM »
Baldy bought beer ....   cloud9:..Miss T got sunburnt....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33158 on: February 21, 2014, 04:42:55 PM »
Baldy bought beer ....   cloud9:..Miss T got sunburnt....... noooo:

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You said not to bring her next time....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33159 on: February 21, 2014, 04:56:45 PM »
Baldy bought beer ....   cloud9:..Miss T got sunburnt....... noooo:

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You said not to bring her next time....  noooo:

That twat never listens.  noooo:

I did not hear a word that Apey said.....she was just blethering non stop.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33160 on: February 21, 2014, 05:07:07 PM »
Baldy bought beer ....   cloud9:..Miss T got sunburnt....... noooo:

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You said not to bring her next time....  noooo:

That twat never listens.  noooo:

I did not hear a word that Apey said.....she was just blethering non stop.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33161 on: February 21, 2014, 05:20:35 PM »
Baldy bought beer ....   cloud9:..Miss T got sunburnt....... noooo:

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You said not to bring her next time....  noooo:

That twat never listens.  noooo:

I did not hear a word that Apey said.....she was just blethering non stop.  noooo:

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We sat her in the sun hoping to keep her quiet....mission failed.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33162 on: February 22, 2014, 01:23:05 PM »
Will the clean-a-thon never end....?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33163 on: February 22, 2014, 03:57:18 PM »
Prolly not how many euros have you raised so far and have you removed the nasty stains from the kitchen ceiling?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33164 on: February 22, 2014, 04:53:19 PM »
Prolly not how many euros have you raised so far and have you removed the nasty stains from the kitchen ceiling?

nuffink...  noooo:

I've given up now... off out for the evening.... Hopefully the Arsenal game went well... ::)
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