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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33180 on: February 23, 2014, 07:46:57 PM »
Is that possible?  eeek: Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33181 on: February 23, 2014, 09:26:27 PM »
Shocked: Shocked:

What about the sheets?

Changed... Old sheets boiled and out of the line....  Thumbs:

Just the kitchen sink and swimming pool left.... ::)

You were still all shuttered up when I walked the dog (NAE) past yours this morning....  Has been a long day already.... noooo:

Table cleared .... whistle:

Had a lie in for a change, nothing like lying in bed knowing that your neighbours are grafting away...

You must love it when the flip-flop cleans your place.... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33182 on: February 24, 2014, 07:33:54 AM »
Trying unsuccessfully to get into the saloon bar. ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33183 on: February 24, 2014, 07:43:44 AM »
Morning Miss C.  Its the damp don't put your shoulder to the door cos it will give way and you'll end up in a heap on the floor.  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33184 on: February 24, 2014, 07:46:18 AM »
She's used to it  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33185 on: February 24, 2014, 07:56:37 AM »
Morning Miss C.  Its the damp don't put your shoulder to the door cos it will give way and you'll end up in a heap on the floor.  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33186 on: February 24, 2014, 08:10:47 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33187 on: February 24, 2014, 11:19:07 AM »
Morning Miss C.  Its the damp don't put your shoulder to the door cos it will give way and you'll end up in a heap on the floor.  ;D

Urine soaked flooring again  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33188 on: February 24, 2014, 11:30:22 AM »
Morning Miss C.  Its the damp don't put your shoulder to the door cos it will give way and you'll end up in a heap on the floor.  ;D

Urine soaked flooring again  noooo:

I'll saw an inch off the bottom of the door like!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33189 on: February 24, 2014, 12:50:54 PM »
She's used to it  ::)

^^^This is true^^^ but thank you Tipsy. Please tell me that it is beer soaked carpet and not urine, I think in truth it is a combination whatever it is it is very sticky underfoot. sick2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33190 on: February 24, 2014, 01:28:45 PM »
Please tell me that it is beer soaked carpet and not urine

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #33192 on: February 24, 2014, 02:22:40 PM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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