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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32205 on: January 09, 2014, 09:51:55 AM »
My neighbours have got a new dog. I am his official volunteer walker  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:


I need the exercise  redface:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32206 on: January 09, 2014, 09:55:21 AM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32207 on: January 09, 2014, 09:59:50 AM »
It is an greyhound  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32209 on: January 09, 2014, 11:04:29 AM »
Poor you  happy100

A man slave is what you need  :thumbsup:

Agreed Miss D  and that is what I have  is precisely what I have had..... cloud9:

 my friends 24 yr old son has been waiting on me hand and foot bless him ... redface:

At one point only wearing an apron  eyes:   Oh but that may have been due too a combination of strong painkillers booze and Miss A's drops  redface:

 Thumbs:  hope you get better ....


Thank you Apey  Thumbs:

I will stay here tomorrow too slept most of the day ....  I may get more pampering by my young manslave  whistle:

He has been so attentive I may hire him out ladies for a small consideration....  Thumbs:

I'm sure his motives are as pure as yours.


Get well soon.

Thank you gents (useing the werd lightly of course) I am still here today  but my manslave has buggered off out   ::)  the poor boy will be in trouble when his mum gets home  redface:   I think prolly the apron was too much to ask  angel1

Oh DS  you found one of my old photos  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32210 on: January 09, 2014, 11:06:10 AM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32212 on: January 09, 2014, 11:13:44 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32215 on: January 09, 2014, 11:40:14 PM »
It is an greyhound  ::)

Why do I get the feeling that in a couple of weeks there will be a similar headline concerning an incident in Nottingham?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536719/Six-month-old-puppy-Zeus-caused-explosion-shattered-windows-set-fire-sofa-chewed-Lynx-DEODORANT.html
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32216 on: January 10, 2014, 12:22:11 AM »
It is an greyhound  ::)

Why do I get the feeling that in a couple of weeks there will be a similar headline concerning an incident in Nottingham?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536719/Six-month-old-puppy-Zeus-caused-explosion-shattered-windows-set-fire-sofa-chewed-Lynx-DEODORANT.html

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Cue terrorists taking an intense interest in buying spray on deodorants. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32217 on: January 10, 2014, 06:18:25 AM »
Today I shall mostly be house moving again....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32218 on: January 10, 2014, 08:27:40 AM »
May go to the library  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32219 on: January 10, 2014, 08:34:55 AM »
Could be atomic Friday today  scared2:

Nasty bloke in team who has appointed himself Unison Convener will this afternoon be taken aside and told that he is going to be the subject of a disciplionary investigation for gross misconduct.

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