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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32190 on: January 08, 2014, 12:54:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2014, 12:52:08 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 08, 2014, 12:46:58 PM
Microwave it?

Close...

We were taught that you could heat it, beat it or eat it (corrosion)....

Bizarre I can still remember that.... Our Physics teach was Mrs. Taylor.... what a load of useless shite I have in on head...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32191 on: January 08, 2014, 07:29:14 PM »
Miss Walenski, a Pole piano teacher of great distinction who taught me in the late 60s early 70s.  Her house smelt of bees wax, she smelt of powder and lavender, she had a stunning metronome collection, seemed very wrinkly, positively ancient and impossibly elegant and knew how to wield a 12 inch wooden ruler with unerring accuracy and precision should one not have practised enough.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32192 on: January 08, 2014, 07:45:28 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32193 on: January 08, 2014, 08:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 08, 2014, 07:29:14 PM
Miss Walenski, a Pole piano teacher of great distinction who taught me in the late 60s early 70s.  Her house smelt of bees wax, she smelt of powder and lavender, she had a stunning metronome collection, seemed very wrinkly, positively ancient and impossibly elegant and knew how to wield a 12 inch wooden ruler with unerring accuracy and precision should one not have practised enough.

I had piano lessons at the Chip Shop in the village.   shrugs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32194 on: January 08, 2014, 08:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2014, 08:21:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 08, 2014, 07:29:14 PM
Miss Walenski, a Pole piano teacher of great distinction who taught me in the late 60s early 70s.  Her house smelt of bees wax, she smelt of powder and lavender, she had a stunning metronome collection, seemed very wrinkly, positively ancient and impossibly elegant and knew how to wield a 12 inch wooden ruler with unerring accuracy and precision should one not have practised enough.

I had piano lessons at the Chip Shop in the village.   shrugs:

So you both got battered .......... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32195 on: January 08, 2014, 08:26:35 PM »
 drumroll:   lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32196 on: January 08, 2014, 09:07:03 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2014, 08:21:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 08, 2014, 07:29:14 PM
Miss Walenski, a Pole piano teacher of great distinction who taught me in the late 60s early 70s.  Her house smelt of bees wax, she smelt of powder and lavender, she had a stunning metronome collection, seemed very wrinkly, positively ancient and impossibly elegant and knew how to wield a 12 inch wooden ruler with unerring accuracy and precision should one not have practised enough.

I had piano lessons at the Chip Shop in the village.   shrugs:

Explains your love of sole music  whistle:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32197 on: January 08, 2014, 09:11:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32198 on: January 08, 2014, 10:19:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2014, 08:10:22 AM
Poor you  happy100

A man slave is what you need  :thumbsup:

Agreed Miss D  and that is what I have  is precisely what I have had..... cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32199 on: January 08, 2014, 10:21:24 PM »
Quote from: boogs on January 08, 2014, 10:19:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2014, 08:10:22 AM
Poor you  happy100

A man slave is what you need  :thumbsup:

Agreed Miss D  and that is what I have  is precisely what I have had..... cloud9:

 my friends 24 yr old son has been waiting on me hand and foot bless him ... redface:

At one point only wearing an apron  eyes:   Oh but that may have been due too a combination of strong painkillers booze and Miss A's drops  redface:

 Thumbs:  hope you get better ....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32200 on: January 08, 2014, 10:43:35 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 08, 2014, 10:21:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on January 08, 2014, 10:19:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2014, 08:10:22 AM
Poor you  happy100

A man slave is what you need  :thumbsup:

Agreed Miss D  and that is what I have  is precisely what I have had..... cloud9:

 my friends 24 yr old son has been waiting on me hand and foot bless him ... redface:

At one point only wearing an apron  eyes:   Oh but that may have been due too a combination of strong painkillers booze and Miss A's drops  redface:

 Thumbs:  hope you get better ....


Thank you Apey  Thumbs:

I will stay here tomorrow too slept most of the day ....  I may get more pampering by my young manslave  whistle:

He has been so attentive I may hire him out ladies for a small consideration....  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32201 on: January 09, 2014, 12:04:04 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 08, 2014, 10:21:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on January 08, 2014, 10:19:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2014, 08:10:22 AM
Poor you  happy100

A man slave is what you need  :thumbsup:

Agreed Miss D  and that is what I have  is precisely what I have had..... cloud9:

 my friends 24 yr old son has been waiting on me hand and foot bless him ... redface:

At one point only wearing an apron  eyes:   Oh but that may have been due too a combination of strong painkillers booze and Miss A's drops  redface:

 Thumbs:  hope you get better ....
seconded

Sorry to read your woes persist Boogs but at least you've discovered a man slave and it's not one of us.  We'd be rubbish
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32202 on: January 09, 2014, 06:05:15 AM »
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2014, 12:04:04 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 08, 2014, 10:21:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on January 08, 2014, 10:19:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2014, 08:10:22 AM
Poor you  happy100

A man slave is what you need  :thumbsup:

Agreed Miss D  and that is what I have  is precisely what I have had..... cloud9:

 my friends 24 yr old son has been waiting on me hand and foot bless him ... redface:

At one point only wearing an apron  eyes:   Oh but that may have been due too a combination of strong painkillers booze and Miss A's drops  redface:

 Thumbs:  hope you get better ....
seconded

Sorry to read your woes persist Boogs but at least you've discovered a man slave and it's not one of us.  We'd be rubbish

Thirded!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32203 on: January 09, 2014, 09:29:46 AM »
Quote from: boogs on January 08, 2014, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 08, 2014, 10:21:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on January 08, 2014, 10:19:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2014, 08:10:22 AM
Poor you  happy100

A man slave is what you need  :thumbsup:

Agreed Miss D  and that is what I have  is precisely what I have had..... cloud9:

 my friends 24 yr old son has been waiting on me hand and foot bless him ... redface:

At one point only wearing an apron  eyes:   Oh but that may have been due too a combination of strong painkillers booze and Miss A's drops  redface:

 Thumbs:  hope you get better ....


Thank you Apey  Thumbs:

I will stay here tomorrow too slept most of the day ....  I may get more pampering by my young manslave  whistle:

He has been so attentive I may hire him out ladies for a small consideration....  Thumbs:

I'm sure his motives are as pure as yours.


Get well soon.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #32204 on: January 09, 2014, 09:31:37 AM »
My neighbours have got a new dog. I am his official volunteer walker  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:


I need the exercise  redface:
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