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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31755 on: December 20, 2013, 03:18:14 PM »
Been to the horsepickle for an X-Ray like....

Chipped a bone in me toe....

Now all strapped up by the lovely Russian/Hungarian doctor....  cloud9:

Can't get me shoe on tho....  evil:

And I'm back here....

And there was beer involved....  Thumbs:

I had to pay........ Shocked:

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And then you told Miss T to buy wine ........... cussing:

What did you get like....? Popcorn:

Too much....... cussing:  the stuff you called and told her to buy.......... cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31756 on: December 20, 2013, 03:25:08 PM »
Been to the horsepickle for an X-Ray like....

Chipped a bone in me toe....

Now all strapped up by the lovely Russian/Hungarian doctor....  cloud9:

Can't get me shoe on tho....  evil:

And I'm back here....

And there was beer involved....  Thumbs:

I had to pay........ Shocked:

 point:

And then you told Miss T to buy wine ........... cussing:

What did you get like....? Popcorn:

Too much....... cussing:  the stuff you called and told her to buy.......... cussing: cussing:

It is only €3.19 per bottle.... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31757 on: December 20, 2013, 03:27:26 PM »
Been to the horsepickle for an X-Ray like....

Chipped a bone in me toe....

Now all strapped up by the lovely Russian/Hungarian doctor....  cloud9:

Can't get me shoe on tho....  evil:

And I'm back here....

And there was beer involved....  Thumbs:

I had to pay........ Shocked:

 point:

And then you told Miss T to buy wine ........... cussing:

What did you get like....? Popcorn:

Too much....... cussing:  the stuff you called and told her to buy.......... cussing: cussing:

It is only €3.19 per bottle.... ::)

I know.......... cussing:  do you really think she would buy 1 bottle .....have you met her.......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31758 on: December 20, 2013, 03:28:41 PM »
Been to the horsepickle for an X-Ray like....

Chipped a bone in me toe....

Now all strapped up by the lovely Russian/Hungarian doctor....  cloud9:

Can't get me shoe on tho....  evil:

And I'm back here....

And there was beer involved....  Thumbs:

I had to pay........ Shocked:

 point:

And then you told Miss T to buy wine ........... cussing:

What did you get like....? Popcorn:

Too much....... cussing:  the stuff you called and told her to buy.......... cussing: cussing:

It is only €3.19 per bottle.... ::)

I know.......... cussing:  do you really think she would buy 1 bottle .....have you met her.......... noooo:

So she bought twelve bottles and a pack of croissants...? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31759 on: December 20, 2013, 03:30:34 PM »
Been to the horsepickle for an X-Ray like....

Chipped a bone in me toe....

Now all strapped up by the lovely Russian/Hungarian doctor....  cloud9:

Can't get me shoe on tho....  evil:

And I'm back here....

And there was beer involved....  Thumbs:

I had to pay........ Shocked:

 point:

And then you told Miss T to buy wine ........... cussing:

What did you get like....? Popcorn:

Too much....... cussing:  the stuff you called and told her to buy.......... cussing: cussing:

It is only €3.19 per bottle.... ::)

I know.......... cussing:  do you really think she would buy 1 bottle .....have you met her.......... noooo:

So she bought twelve bottles and a pack of croissants...? ::)

1 croissant .......I am not made of money......... noooo:  and those prawn ring things....... Shocked:  and 9 cents on plastic bags........ evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31760 on: December 20, 2013, 03:37:21 PM »
Been to the horsepickle for an X-Ray like....

Chipped a bone in me toe....

Now all strapped up by the lovely Russian/Hungarian doctor....  cloud9:

Can't get me shoe on tho....  evil:

And I'm back here....

And there was beer involved....  Thumbs:

I had to pay........ Shocked:

 point:

And then you told Miss T to buy wine ........... cussing:

What did you get like....? Popcorn:

Too much....... cussing:  the stuff you called and told her to buy.......... cussing: cussing:

It is only €3.19 per bottle.... ::)

I know.......... cussing:  do you really think she would buy 1 bottle .....have you met her.......... noooo:

So she bought twelve bottles and a pack of croissants...? ::)

1 croissant .......I am not made of money......... noooo:  and those prawn ring things....... Shocked:  and 9 cents on plastic bags........ evil:

Why don't you take yer own bags....? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31761 on: December 20, 2013, 04:12:44 PM »
Been to the horsepickle for an X-Ray like....

Chipped a bone in me toe....

Now all strapped up by the lovely Russian/Hungarian doctor....  cloud9:

Can't get me shoe on tho....  evil:

And I'm back here....

And there was beer involved....  Thumbs:

I had to pay........ Shocked:

 point:

And then you told Miss T to buy wine ........... cussing:

What did you get like....? Popcorn:

Too much....... cussing:  the stuff you called and told her to buy.......... cussing: cussing:

It is only €3.19 per bottle.... ::)

I know.......... cussing:  do you really think she would buy 1 bottle .....have you met her.......... noooo:

So she bought twelve bottles and a pack of croissants...? ::)

1 croissant .......I am not made of money......... noooo:  and those prawn ring things....... Shocked:  and 9 cents on plastic bags........ evil:

Why don't you take yer own bags....? ::)

Yeah coz the 9 cents was the problem........ ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31762 on: December 20, 2013, 04:19:34 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31763 on: December 20, 2013, 04:19:51 PM »
Been to the horsepickle for an X-Ray like....

Chipped a bone in me toe....

Now all strapped up by the lovely Russian/Hungarian doctor....  cloud9:

Can't get me shoe on tho....  evil:

And I'm back here....

And there was beer involved....  Thumbs:

I had to pay........ Shocked:

 point:

And then you told Miss T to buy wine ........... cussing:

What did you get like....? Popcorn:

Too much....... cussing:  the stuff you called and told her to buy.......... cussing: cussing:

It is only €3.19 per bottle.... ::)

I know.......... cussing:  do you really think she would buy 1 bottle .....have you met her.......... noooo:

So she bought twelve bottles and a pack of croissants...? ::)

1 croissant .......I am not made of money......... noooo:  and those prawn ring things....... Shocked:  and 9 cents on plastic bags........ evil:

Why don't you take yer own bags....? ::)

Yeah coz the 9 cents was the problem........ ::)

You had to unlock the other pocket didn't you?  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31764 on: December 20, 2013, 04:21:53 PM »
Forgot to say, that cos he is at grammar skool he tells me he plans to study Engineering at Imperial College  Shocked:
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« Reply #31765 on: December 20, 2013, 04:24:12 PM »
Forgot to say, that cos he is at grammar skool he tells me he plans to study Engineering at Imperial College  Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31766 on: December 20, 2013, 04:30:36 PM »
Forgot to say, that cos he is at grammar skool he tells me he plans to study Engineering at Imperial College  Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31767 on: December 20, 2013, 04:45:00 PM »
ANd doing Grade 7 jazz piano  :thumbsup:  So proud cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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« Reply #31768 on: December 20, 2013, 04:52:51 PM »
ANd doing Grade 7 jazz piano  :thumbsup:  So proud cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31769 on: December 20, 2013, 04:54:28 PM »
ANd doing Grade 7 jazz piano  :thumbsup:  So proud cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

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