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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31305 on: December 01, 2013, 07:52:20 AM »
Need to go shopping for a few frocks to wear for crimbo parties

It was The Brat's birthday yesterday . A couple of weeks ago she broke up with her boyfriend because she found out he had cheated on her . All manner of misery descended  noooo: noooo: noooo:

However they got back together a little while ago (  rubschin: just before her birthday eh ) !!

Her bf had all these surprises planned for her yesterday and he rang me late on Friday and asked me a favour.

He was going to take her out and wanted me to throw fresh rose petals all over her bedroom and wrap up her present cos he hadn't had time ( some designer watch costing hundreds  noooo: )

I predict she may stay with him until after Christmas at least  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31306 on: December 01, 2013, 10:29:47 AM »
Back to Werstshire today.   evil:   However, will be packing again when I get home.   cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31307 on: December 01, 2013, 11:34:17 AM »
wrap up her present cos he hadn't had time ( some designer watch costing hundreds)

I saw what you did there.  Thumbs:

He is obviously very fond of her wrist.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31308 on: December 01, 2013, 11:35:49 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31309 on: December 01, 2013, 11:44:58 AM »
wrap up her present cos he hadn't had time ( some designer self winding watch costing hundreds)

I saw what you did there.  Thumbs:

He is obviously very fond of her wrist.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31310 on: December 01, 2013, 11:45:27 AM »
I'm back like - wishdosher all fixed up!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31311 on: December 01, 2013, 02:03:09 PM »
Writing a few Chrissy cards and generally lying about - oh, and hoping (against hope) that Tottenham can turn over United later

Awaits Steve........ eeek:
We do have a Premiership thread

Anyway Miss A is clearly not a true Gooner. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31312 on: December 01, 2013, 02:04:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31313 on: December 01, 2013, 02:04:35 PM »
Avoiding writing something that is due with client tomorrow afternoon redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31314 on: December 01, 2013, 02:04:56 PM »
I'm back too.......... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31315 on: December 01, 2013, 02:06:03 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31316 on: December 01, 2013, 02:10:41 PM »
I'm back too.......... Thumbs:

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Didn't buy it....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31317 on: December 01, 2013, 02:13:31 PM »
Writing a few Chrissy cards and generally lying about - oh, and hoping (against hope) that Tottenham can turn over United later

Awaits Steve........ eeek:
We do have a Premiership thread

Anyway Miss A is clearly not a true Gooner.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31318 on: December 01, 2013, 02:14:43 PM »
I'm back too.......... Thumbs:

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Didn't buy it....... noooo:

You forgot the key to your pockets didn't you...? ::)

No....just the bloke was a fecking bullshitter......

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31319 on: December 01, 2013, 02:17:07 PM »
I'm back too.......... Thumbs:

Hot dogs all round!  Party001:

Didn't buy it....... noooo:

You forgot the key to your pockets didn't you...? ::)

No....just the bloke was a fecking bullshitter......

Oh, did he try and sell you some shitty old pile of crap for a fortune....?
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