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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31200 on: November 25, 2013, 04:01:22 PM »
I have to go to werk tomorrer....  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31201 on: November 25, 2013, 04:02:18 PM »
I have to go to werk tomorrer....  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31202 on: November 25, 2013, 04:07:40 PM »
I have to go to werk tomorrer....  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31203 on: November 25, 2013, 04:09:20 PM »
It is just the way you said, "Fries with that, sir?"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31204 on: November 25, 2013, 04:11:50 PM »
It is just the way you said, "Fries with that, sir?"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31205 on: November 25, 2013, 04:13:05 PM »
I have to go to werk tomorrer....  eeek:

 Shocked:    Another job....

So pleased they were with my stuff they want me back.....  cloud9:

Did I tell you that other bloke wants you to call him about his website..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31206 on: November 25, 2013, 04:21:34 PM »
It is just the way you said, "Fries with that, sir?"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31207 on: November 25, 2013, 04:23:48 PM »
I have to go to werk tomorrer....  eeek:

 Shocked:    Another job....

So pleased they were with my stuff they want me back.....  cloud9:

Did I tell you that other bloke wants you to call him about his website..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31208 on: November 25, 2013, 04:24:43 PM »
I have to go to werk tomorrer....  eeek:

 Shocked:    Another job....

So pleased they were with my stuff they want me back.....  cloud9:

Did I tell you that other bloke wants you to call him about his website..... rubschin:

NO!  Banghead

Well he does...... Thumbs:                     redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31209 on: November 25, 2013, 06:34:33 PM »
I have Pledge  :thumbsup:

Nope  noooo:
I'm even using my good Decelerator 'Decelor' stuff on his mush  whistle:
Noooo LL! Swafiga and a Brillo pad is good enough. Hope he didn't try to take advantage of your kindness eyes:


My hands were so soothing, coupled with the relaxo music playing he fell asleep.................BUT later had the cheek to comment (complain) that it would have been nicer if I'd warmed the creams up a bit more  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31210 on: November 25, 2013, 06:38:58 PM »
I have Pledge  :thumbsup:

Nope  noooo:
I'm even using my good Decelerator 'Decelor' stuff on his mush  whistle:
Noooo LL! Swafiga and a Brillo pad is good enough. Hope he didn't try to take advantage of your kindness eyes:


My hands were so soothing, coupled with the relaxo music playing he fell asleep.................BUT later had the cheek to comment (complain) that it would have been nicer if I'd warmed the creams up a bit more  noooo:
You need to get out more, I'd give him hot creams if he asked me, combined with a good slap....

Can I make a booking for 1430hr's Wednesday please  whistle:

Bring cling film ...... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31211 on: November 25, 2013, 06:46:33 PM »
JOM shove up and make some room for APC between you and BM. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31212 on: November 25, 2013, 06:47:41 PM »
JOM shove up and make some room for APC between you and BM.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31213 on: November 25, 2013, 06:49:18 PM »
I have to go to werk tomorrer....  eeek:

 Shocked:    Another job....

So pleased they were with my stuff they want me back.....  cloud9:

Did I tell you that other bloke wants you to call him about his website..... rubschin:

NO!  Banghead

Well he does...... Thumbs:                     redface:

Wass his name and number????  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31214 on: November 25, 2013, 06:50:55 PM »
I have to go to werk tomorrer....  eeek:

 Shocked:    Another job....

So pleased they were with my stuff they want me back.....  cloud9:

Did I tell you that other bloke wants you to call him about his website..... rubschin:

NO!  Banghead

Well he does...... Thumbs:                     redface:

Wass his name and number????  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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