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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31185 on: November 25, 2013, 01:17:39 PM »
Back from immigration office in Limassol.....

...have to go back Thursday to get my 'Yellow Slip' which allows me to stay in the country.... ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31186 on: November 25, 2013, 01:49:11 PM »
I have Pledge  :thumbsup:

Nope  noooo:
I'm even using my good Decelerator 'Decelor' stuff on his mush  whistle:
Noooo LL! Swafiga and a Brillo pad is good enough. Hope he didn't try to take advantage of your kindness eyes:


My hands were so soothing, coupled with the relaxo music playing he fell asleep.................BUT later had the cheek to comment (complain) that it would have been nicer if I'd warmed the creams up a bit more  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31187 on: November 25, 2013, 01:50:54 PM »
Too many jokes  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31188 on: November 25, 2013, 01:51:30 PM »
Back from immigration office in Limassol.....

...have to go back Thursday to get my 'Yellow Slip' which allows me to stay in the country.... ::)

 noooo: noooo:

I think we applied for my renewed 'flip-flop slave' slip at the same time  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31189 on: November 25, 2013, 01:52:09 PM »
Too many jokes  noooo:


Get back to ticking your boxes Grumpy Nick  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31190 on: November 25, 2013, 02:00:50 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31191 on: November 25, 2013, 02:14:14 PM »
I have Pledge  :thumbsup:

Nope  noooo:
I'm even using my good Decelerator 'Decelor' stuff on his mush  whistle:
Noooo LL! Swafiga and a Brillo pad is good enough. Hope he didn't try to take advantage of your kindness eyes:


My hands were so soothing, coupled with the relaxo music playing he fell asleep.................BUT later had the cheek to comment (complain) that it would have been nicer if I'd warmed the creams up a bit more  noooo:
You need to get out more, I'd give him hot creams if he asked me, combined with a good slap....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31192 on: November 25, 2013, 02:14:49 PM »
I have Pledge  :thumbsup:

Nope  noooo:
I'm even using my good Decelerator 'Decelor' stuff on his mush  whistle:
Noooo LL! Swafiga and a Brillo pad is good enough. Hope he didn't try to take advantage of your kindness eyes:


My hands were so soothing, coupled with the relaxo music playing he fell asleep.................BUT later had the cheek to comment (complain) that it would have been nicer if I'd warmed the creams up a bit more  noooo:
You need to get out more, I'd give him hot creams if he asked me, combined with a good slap....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31193 on: November 25, 2013, 02:17:24 PM »
Boiling oil  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31194 on: November 25, 2013, 03:28:26 PM »
I have Pledge  :thumbsup:

Nope  noooo:
I'm even using my good Decelerator 'Decelor' stuff on his mush  whistle:
Noooo LL! Swafiga and a Brillo pad is good enough. Hope he didn't try to take advantage of your kindness eyes:


My hands were so soothing, coupled with the relaxo music playing he fell asleep.................BUT later had the cheek to comment (complain) that it would have been nicer if I'd warmed the creams up a bit more  noooo:
You need to get out more, I'd give him hot creams if he asked me, combined with a good slap....


Awh come on Miss. A - you know like most ladies in Pissouri you are putty in his hands  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31195 on: November 25, 2013, 03:30:42 PM »
Soft and floppy?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31196 on: November 25, 2013, 03:34:01 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31197 on: November 25, 2013, 03:56:48 PM »
Was supposed to have a meeting today .....phoned the hotel to make sure he was there (Cyprus  ::) ) ....receptionist said no he's gone home......

Just got a shitty call saying he has been waiting for me..... Banghead

his office is in the reception..... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31198 on: November 25, 2013, 03:58:03 PM »
Who are these idiots?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #31199 on: November 25, 2013, 04:00:09 PM »
Who are these idiots?

It was "Boog's hotel"......normally very good ........ noooo: