The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Landlady]

Thanks BM for fixing me boiler, Swillmore's topiary clippers, Mario's laptop and offering to lend his Raspberry Pie - top man indeed

 Careful Miss A or he'll be expecting on of these next time

[Nick]

Mr Tooth? Prepare to meet Mr Drill 

[Miss Demeanour]

Mid year appraisal time ...what a load of feckin nonsense....especially when you know none of them will get anything finacially out of it. They will all put in grievances and you will waste your feckin time trying to defend a policy you didn't create but have to apply - however unfair that may be 

[Barman]

Mr Tooth? Prepare to meet Mr Drill 

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[boogs]

Mid year appraisal time ...what a load of feckin nonsense....especially when you know none of them will get anything finacially out of it. They will all put in grievances and you will waste your feckin time trying to defend a policy you didn't create but have to apply - however unfair that may be 

Know what you mean      Load of waste of time bollocks when you could be getting on with the day job... 

[Nick]

I am back like     No drill and babetastic Spanish laydee dentist and equally babetastic nurse. Both in uniforms 

[boogs]

I am back like     No drill and babetastic Spanish laydee dentist and equally babetastic nurse. Both in uniforms 

They must have known you were coming so made the effort       Bet they emptied your wallet too   

[Nick]

NHS paid 

[boogs]

NHS paid 

Can't be bad 

Cost me £18 last week    then that was to have my teeth examined 

[Landlady]

Mid year appraisal time ...what a load of feckin nonsense....especially when you know none of them will get anything finacially out of it. They will all put in grievances and you will waste your feckin time trying to defend a policy you didn't create but have to apply - however unfair that may be 

 

[Misty]

Mid year appraisal time ...what a load of feckin nonsense....especially when you know none of them will get anything finacially out of it. They will all put in grievances and you will waste your feckin time trying to defend a policy you didn't create but have to apply - however unfair that may be 

drink honey?

[Barman]

Mid year appraisal time ...what a load of feckin nonsense....especially when you know none of them will get anything finacially out of it. They will all put in grievances and you will waste your feckin time trying to defend a policy you didn't create but have to apply - however unfair that may be 

drink honey?

That isn't hunny - thass voddy...

[Nick]

Not for long. Miss D will soon convert it into urine and shouting 

[Miss Demeanour]

I don't shout ...I talk with feeling 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Stoke on Trent today.  Went to the Potteries Museum.  Then on to buy a newer Berlingy.