The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Landlady]

How is the Mrs. Nick bun fest going on 

[Barman]

I have been in bed all day....  not 

[Landlady]

I have been in bed all day....  not 

I don't think anyone noticed 

[Barman]

I have been in bed all day....  not 

I don't think anyone noticed 

 

[boogs]

I have been in bed all day....  not 

I don't think anyone noticed 

     I am sure we all thought he had gone for his afternoon nap   

[apc2010]

I have been in bed all day....  not 

I don't think anyone noticed 

     I am sure we all thought he had gone for his afternoon nap   

Or bed early.......

[apc2010]

Nick is quiet.........

[boogs]

Nick is quiet.........

Is he back yet ..... 

[Nick]

Mrs Nick on reasonably good behaviour.

The Boy is now Uncle THe Boy courtesy of his 16 year old Scouse sister 

In trouble at skool for reading in his Physics class

They confiscated his copy of 50 Shades of Grey 

[boogs]

Mrs Nick on reasonably good behaviour.

The Boy is now Uncle THe Boy courtesy of his 16 year old Scouse sister 

In trouble at skool for reading in his Physics class

They confiscated his copy of 50 Shades of Grey 

Oh dear not a good text book  for the young    well some of it 

Then again perhaps the scouse sister should have taken note ... Christain Grey would not have let that happen 

[Just One More]

Mrs Nick on reasonably good behaviour.

The Boy is now Uncle THe Boy courtesy of his 16 year old Scouse sister 

In trouble at skool for reading in his Physics class

They confiscated his copy of 50 Shades of Grey 

He should have said he was testing fluid dynamics like 

[Barman]

I'm here like...

I've been in bed....  not   

[Nick]

Mastitis or TB I hear 

[boogs]

I'm here like...

I've been in bed....  not   

   You feeling a bit better 

[Misty]

I'm here like...

I've been in bed....  not   

It lives!!!!