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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30960 on: November 15, 2013, 04:15:23 PM »
She is bonkers
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30961 on: November 15, 2013, 04:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 15, 2013, 04:15:23 PM
She is bonkers

Noes  noooo: noooo: just fun .... she could be miserable as most people are ... lovely  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30962 on: November 15, 2013, 05:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 15, 2013, 03:10:31 PM
Just got back. She was wearing her new cow costume. I enquired after the udder and she showed me a pink rubber glove she had inflated  ::)

Inflated pink rubber gloves also make excellent chicken combs for use when imitating chickens.

Today I have mostly been laying on the sofa trying to look pale and interesting.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30963 on: November 15, 2013, 05:36:07 PM »
Sounds reasonable. I may come to visit  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30964 on: November 15, 2013, 05:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2013, 05:27:43 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 15, 2013, 03:10:31 PM
Just got back. She was wearing her new cow costume. I enquired after the udder and she showed me a pink rubber glove she had inflated  ::)

Inflated pink rubber gloves also make excellent chicken combs for use when imitating chickens.

Today I have mostly been laying on the sofa trying to look pale and interesting.

I have Man Flu too....  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30965 on: November 15, 2013, 05:38:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30966 on: November 15, 2013, 05:38:57 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30967 on: November 15, 2013, 05:43:32 PM »
I will send Tipsy round with some Vick, like
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30968 on: November 15, 2013, 05:48:09 PM »
Ralgex would be better.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30969 on: November 15, 2013, 05:48:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 15, 2013, 05:43:32 PM
I will send Tipsy round with some Vick, like

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30970 on: November 15, 2013, 05:50:24 PM »
I have Ralgex here  eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30971 on: November 15, 2013, 05:50:55 PM »
I'll send BM round.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30972 on: November 15, 2013, 05:51:21 PM »
Oh dear.  Wire brush and Dettol needed.  Who is supposed to be rubbing what in where?

I have bits dropping off me and my hair seems to be falling out.  At this rate I will need to find a hairstyles for slapheads site. noooo:

Is there a Christmas tat and bollocks thread yet or do I need to start one?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #30974 on: November 15, 2013, 05:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2013, 05:51:21 PM
Oh dear.  Wire brush and Dettol needed.  Who is supposed to be rubbing what in where?

I have bits dropping off me and my hair seems to be falling out.  At this rate I will need to find a hairstyles for slapheads site. noooo:

Is there a Christmas tat and bollocks thread yet or do I need to start one?

Start one - with a poll like!  Thumbs:

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