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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45885 on: May 19, 2016, 10:14:11 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 18, 2016, 05:42:55 PM
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Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 18, 2016, 05:22:43 PM
Well.....we are home. were not supposed to finish until midnight but before the wedding meal the entire wedding were beating seven types of shite out of each other.  eeek:  I mean EVERYONE is punching each other. The bride is unconscious  in the car park. Gran has a black eye. The other gran has two black eyes.....all bridesmaids beating the fuck out of each other!!!! carnage!  eeek: eeek: eeek:


was fucking awesome!!!  Thumbs:
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I guess no pics or video available

I wanted to but Apey grabbed me and rushed me to safety. seriously it was that bad. they were all still at it when we packed up and left.



news in.......apey is on the phone to the rep, the bride is not breathing!!!! the wedding rep has to go to the hospital!  eeek:


The wedding rep would have been better off sending the bride to hospital. noooo:











Glad you two are OK and that your kit is intact. Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45886 on: May 19, 2016, 10:21:51 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 18, 2016, 08:21:33 PM
I didn't care about myself, ..or Apey (obviously) but I was clinging to my speakers for dear life!!! I will take a punch in the face, but don't break my stuff  evil:

"Do what you will with Apey, but keep your hands off my woofers and boom-box"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45887 on: May 19, 2016, 10:32:17 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45888 on: May 19, 2016, 10:40:54 AM »
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I hate to appear callous and unthinking but is the bride breathing yet?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45889 on: May 19, 2016, 10:43:08 AM »
There is a dreafful joke trapped inside there somewhere rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45890 on: May 19, 2016, 11:23:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2016, 10:43:08 AM
There is a dreafful joke trapped inside there somewhere rubschin:

Big breaths...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45891 on: May 19, 2016, 11:27:28 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45892 on: May 20, 2016, 05:54:04 AM »
Gardening
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Photoshoot  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45893 on: May 20, 2016, 07:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2016, 05:54:04 AM
Gardening
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A&E
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45894 on: May 20, 2016, 07:36:00 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45895 on: May 20, 2016, 11:31:38 AM »
Funeral and now Londinium
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45896 on: May 20, 2016, 12:43:46 PM »
One Miss I: check
One small case of lingerie: check
One tub coconut butter: check  Shrugs:
One small pack of chocolate: check

RIght then. I may be some time.


















Oh and,  kleenex:  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45897 on: May 20, 2016, 12:49:47 PM »
What are these pictures for may I dare ask ???  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45898 on: May 20, 2016, 12:50:59 PM »
A photographer friend's portfolio but "I don't want him getting any ideas," says she................. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45899 on: May 20, 2016, 01:05:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2016, 12:43:46 PM
One Miss I: check
One small case of lingerie: check
One tub coconut butter: check  Shrugs:
One small pack of chocolate: check


Plumbers overalls: check
Sticky moustache: check
Kneepads: check
Equity card: check
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