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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45915 on: May 22, 2016, 11:51:24 AM »
BBQ cleaned!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45916 on: May 22, 2016, 12:23:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2016, 11:51:24 AM
BBQ cleaned!  eeek:

LL is such a star bless her.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45917 on: May 22, 2016, 02:13:49 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:


After 5 days in a row of going out, today is a duvet/sofa/do stuff all or maybe even less day
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45918 on: May 22, 2016, 02:35:55 PM »
Pop into Sainsbury's for some supplies:

Camembert
Six bottles of red plonk
40 fags

A friendly voice behind me say, "Hello, Dr NIck"

It is my GP  redface: redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45919 on: May 22, 2016, 03:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2016, 02:35:55 PM
Pop into Sainsbury's for some supplies:

Camembert
Six bottles of red plonk
40 fags

A friendly voice behind me say, "Hello, Dr NIck"

It is my GP  redface: redface:
;D

What was he buying?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45920 on: May 22, 2016, 04:01:55 PM »
A Telegraph and some flowers  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45921 on: May 22, 2016, 04:06:59 PM »
Had to  go and buy  a new hoover.

Had one of those G Tech thingies but quite frankly unimpressed by it and just over a year of using it some electrical fault  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45922 on: May 22, 2016, 04:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2016, 04:01:55 PM
A Telegraph and some flowers  rubschin:
Ah nothing to embarrass him with then next time you want treated pronto.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45923 on: May 22, 2016, 04:07:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2016, 04:06:59 PM
Had to  go and buy  a new hoover.

Had one of those G Tech thingies but quite frankly unimpressed by it and just over a year of using it some electrical fault  evil:
Cue "it sucks" puns?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45924 on: May 22, 2016, 04:08:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2016, 04:06:59 PM
Had to  go and buy  a new hoover.

Had one of those G Tech thingies but quite frankly unimpressed by it and just over a year of using it some electrical fault  evil:

Get a Henry!! They even suck up bricks and such  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45925 on: May 22, 2016, 04:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2016, 04:01:55 PM
A Telegraph and some flowers  rubschin:

He's looking for a quiet peaceful Sunday morning  ..buttering up his other half so he can read his paper in peace  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45926 on: May 22, 2016, 04:09:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2016, 04:06:59 PM
Had to  go and buy  a new hoover.

Had one of those G Tech thingies but quite frankly unimpressed by it and just over a year of using it some electrical fault  evil:

I got rid of my hoover... it was just gathering dust
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45927 on: May 22, 2016, 04:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2016, 04:08:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2016, 04:06:59 PM
Had to  go and buy  a new hoover.

Had one of those G Tech thingies but quite frankly unimpressed by it and just over a year of using it some electrical fault  evil:

Get a Henry!! They even suck up bricks and such  cloud9:

I've never liked the Henry or the Henrietta . Any hoover that has to put cartoon features on it has got to be dubious  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45928 on: May 22, 2016, 04:16:23 PM »
They do a clown version now  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45929 on: May 22, 2016, 04:17:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2016, 04:09:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2016, 04:01:55 PM
A Telegraph and some flowers  rubschin:

He's looking for a quiet peaceful Sunday morning  ..buttering up his other half so he can read his paper in peace  lol:

Didn't see any butter, but he is a dark horse  rubschin:
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