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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45855 on: May 18, 2016, 10:46:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2016, 05:51:18 AM
More werk evil:

Translation: I now have to do the work that I didn't bother doing yesterday.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45856 on: May 18, 2016, 10:47:25 AM »
And put some of it off until tomorrow  :thumbsup: redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45857 on: May 18, 2016, 01:21:42 PM »
Miss I calls. SHe is in London. She asks what I am doing Friday evening. Nuffink  noooo:

She needs my help  angel1

A friend is building up a photography portfolio. SHe has volunteered to model for some lingerie pics  eeek:

Can I come to assist  eyes: and act as, koff, chaperone?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45858 on: May 18, 2016, 03:36:18 PM »
 eeek: You may need some  kleenex: then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45859 on: May 18, 2016, 03:46:24 PM »
I have been told I may have to apply some sort of "Coconut Butter"  rubschin:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45860 on: May 18, 2016, 03:48:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2016, 03:46:24 PM
I have been told I may have to apply some sort of "Coconut Butter"  rubschin:


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kleenex: kleenex: then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45861 on: May 18, 2016, 03:51:12 PM »
 redface: redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45862 on: May 18, 2016, 04:25:27 PM »
Today I have mostly been pulling my hair out.  Bleddy people. Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45863 on: May 18, 2016, 04:27:52 PM »
Feed them garlic  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45864 on: May 18, 2016, 04:31:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2016, 04:27:52 PM
Feed them garlic  :thumbsup:

You are supposed to put garlic cloves in your ears. rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45865 on: May 18, 2016, 04:32:52 PM »
I am wearing my domestic ears.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45866 on: May 18, 2016, 05:03:28 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 18, 2016, 08:36:37 AM
seems we are off to buy a sewing machine in Tenterden and then Tunbridge Wells for 6 pin bowling
One ickle antique toy sewing machine bought  :thumbsup:
£60 spent  noooo:

One week of 6 pin bowling achieved  :thumbsup:
Beaten by my brother who went 7 pin bowling  noooo:
Mrs K miserable after 5 pin bowling  noooo: noooo:

This life thing is all ups and downs isn't it
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45867 on: May 18, 2016, 05:04:26 PM »
Is it time from my Francis Drake joke?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45868 on: May 18, 2016, 05:06:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2016, 05:04:26 PM
Is it time from my Francis Drake joke?
of course, seize the moment young Nick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #45869 on: May 18, 2016, 05:09:25 PM »
The Armada can wait, my bowels can't






































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