Digi doin' me 'ed in.

[GROWLER]

By the machine or young Growler ???

Both really, oh and meself for a) setting it up in the first place, and 2) for teaching him how to do things without resorting to mamby pamby 'users instructions' 

[Miss Demeanour]

Glad it all works well 

[Barman]

We told you so

[GROWLER]

Why does the new digi freeview + box take 60 seconds to 'fire up' ey?

New hi tech technology?
The old b/w tv we had in the 50's was quicker than this wretched thing, and that had valves! 

[Nick]

Operator error 

[GROWLER]

Operator error 

No, seriously, you switch it on, lights flash, and then the welcome to whoever it is that's made the crock of crap comes up after about 40 seconds before finally connecting to the tv.
Digi does me 'ed in as the thread title suggests.

[Grumpmeister]

Its because the hard disk needs time to spin up before it can be used.

[GROWLER]

Its because the hard disk needs time to spin up before it can be used.

Bit like the tv valves that needed warming up before it kicked into life back in the 50's then ey?

Mmmmmmm, that's progress in'it?

[Nick]

Jump on it 

[GROWLER]

Jump on it 

Another Nick Top Tip then ey? 

Cheers!

[Barman]

Its because the hard disk needs time to spin up before it can be used.

Bit like the tv valves that needed warming up before it kicked into life back in the 50's then ey?

Mmmmmmm, that's progress in'it?

But yer valve TV couldn't reproduce over 1,00 line sof picture or record two programmes simultaneously could it eh? EH?

[Darwins Selection]

Its because the hard disk needs time to spin up before it can be used.

Bit like the tv valves that needed warming up before it kicked into life back in the 50's then ey?

Mmmmmmm, that's progress in'it?

But yer valve TV couldn't reproduce over 1,00 line sof picture or record two programmes simultaneously could it eh? EH?

Wasn't it 4,05 line sof picture in those days, and there weren't 2 programmes to record?



P.S. have more water with it. 

[Barman]

Its because the hard disk needs time to spin up before it can be used.

Bit like the tv valves that needed warming up before it kicked into life back in the 50's then ey?

Mmmmmmm, that's progress in'it?

But yer valve TV couldn't reproduce over 1,00 line sof picture or record two programmes simultaneously could it eh? EH?

Wasn't it 4,05 line sof picture in those days, and there weren't 2 programmes to record?



P.S. have more water with it.  

 

[GROWLER]

Its because the hard disk needs time to spin up before it can be used.

Bit like the tv valves that needed warming up before it kicked into life back in the 50's then ey?

Mmmmmmm, that's progress in'it?

But yer valve TV couldn't reproduce over 1,00 line sof picture or record two programmes simultaneously could it eh? EH?

WTF's a sof when it's at 'ome like?

I was watching some old vids...remember them  ...whilst locked in me room in disgrace last night, and I must say the quality of them, even though some are over 20 yrs old, is still more than aadequate.

Who needs all this fancy pants gubbins ey?
I don't.
 I'm easily pleased and happy about it thank you very much.

[Nick]

I'm easily pleased and happy about it thank you very much.