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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1215 on: December 30, 2012, 12:24:42 PM »
Positively cinematic and exhausting the last week or so  noooo:

I have:

Organised vast conferences
Looked after a herd of cows all wearing pink wellies
Managed huge parties with just a few sausage rolls
Outed Mick Jagger as a gayer
Travelled at the speed of light

Still, I spent last night shagging Sian Williams  :thumbsup:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1216 on: December 30, 2012, 12:49:30 PM »
In your dreams mate.  Oh doh: redface: ;)
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1217 on: December 30, 2012, 12:55:16 PM »
She wears white cotton pants  :thumbsup:  Momentarily  redface:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1218 on: December 30, 2012, 01:08:53 PM »
She wears white cotton pants  :thumbsup:  Momentarily  redface:

Pity about her husband  noooo:


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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1219 on: December 30, 2012, 02:47:16 PM »
Had a very sad dream last night. cry:
Dreamt I met one of my early and favourist gerlfreinds out of werk, and she was up the duff...not from me....and carrying a suitcase.
I told her she couldn't do that in her state, and carried it to a hairyplane for her. confused:
She boarded and vanished without so much as a wave or a peck. cry:

Stood back and watched her fly off to Canada, never to be seen again. sad32:

I woke up suddenly on the verge of tears. Horrible it was. sad32:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1220 on: December 30, 2012, 02:57:34 PM »
I wont be sleeping at all tonight after your scary story.

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1221 on: December 30, 2012, 03:00:37 PM »
I wont be sleeping at all tonight after your scary story.

Sozzy. redface:

Thinking of asking can I go 'round to witness the bouncing up and down door handles. eeek:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1222 on: January 16, 2013, 06:17:44 AM »
I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ?  eeek:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1223 on: January 16, 2013, 07:07:50 AM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek: A chocolate one?  rubschin:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1224 on: January 16, 2013, 07:20:38 AM »
I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...

I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.

The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1225 on: January 16, 2013, 07:24:24 AM »
I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...

I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.

The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..

Shrugs:

Did you put the empty bucket on your head?

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1226 on: January 16, 2013, 07:31:25 AM »
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1227 on: January 16, 2013, 07:45:53 AM »
I dreamt that I spent hours crushing olives in a machine thing...

I eventually finished and took the bucket outside - I was going to the processing place.

The handle fell off the bucket and all of the oil spilled into a big puddle and turned white..

Shrugs:

Did you put the empty bucket on your head?

 noooo:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1228 on: January 16, 2013, 09:21:39 AM »
I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ?  eeek:

 rubschin: A dream about birth, a man and a guide dog. Now let me see. . . .
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #1229 on: January 16, 2013, 09:24:57 AM »
I dreamt that I was walking behind some bloke down the road when he crouched down , yelled and then gave birth to a full grown Labrador ?  eeek:

 rubschin: A dream about birth, a man and a guide dog. Now let me see. . . .


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