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Online Miss Demeanour

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We're all doomed
« on: April 15, 2020, 09:02:01 AM »
So if we are not going to die from this bug we will be faced with the prospect of losing jobs, years more austerity, higher taxation,  no jobs  and more importantly for some no beer available   lol: etc etc etc

The news really should carry one of those mental health warnings and offer a helpline to talk to someone after each 'episode'  lol:

They love the gloom , bloody love it  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: We're all doomed
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2020, 09:27:56 AM »
So if we are not going to die from this bug we will be faced with the prospect of losing jobs, years more austerity, higher taxation,  no jobs  and more importantly for some no beer available   lol: etc etc etc

The news really should carry one of those mental health warnings and offer a helpline to talk to someone after each 'episode'  lol:

They love the gloom , bloody love it  noooo: noooo: noooo:

They do love it don't they...? ::)

The numbers are still ~2m cases and <150,000 deaths...  noooo:
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Re: We're all doomed
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2020, 09:33:33 AM »
As all news programmes are effectively repeats now we should be able to just bung them on 'Dave'  or 'Gold' and fill in the space with something more useful like cartoons  lol:
« Last Edit: April 15, 2020, 09:47:36 AM by Miss Demeanour »
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Re: We're all doomed
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2020, 09:46:20 AM »
As all news programmed are effectively repeats now we should be able to just bung them on 'Dave'  or 'Gold' and fill in the space with something more useful like cartoons  lol:
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And the BBC have taken Newswatch off air so we can't complain about this lack of proper news

BM will be asking for a refund of his licence fee at this rate
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Re: We're all doomed
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2020, 10:01:52 AM »
As all news programmed are effectively repeats now we should be able to just bung them on 'Dave'  or 'Gold' and fill in the space with something more useful like cartoons  lol:
:thumbsup:

And the BBC have taken Newswatch off air so we can't complain about this lack of proper news

BM will be asking for a refund of his licence fee at this rate

What do you mean, BM is old enough now that he gets a free..........oh..
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Re: We're all doomed
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2020, 10:04:22 AM »
As all news programmed are effectively repeats now we should be able to just bung them on 'Dave'  or 'Gold' and fill in the space with something more useful like cartoons  lol:
:thumbsup:

And the BBC have taken Newswatch off air so we can't complain about this lack of proper news

BM will be asking for a refund of his licence fee at this rate

What do you mean, BM is old enough now that he gets a free..........oh..

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Re: We're all doomed
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2020, 10:05:43 AM »
Auntie Beeb is wetting her knickers over Capt. Tom raising 5 million for the NHS. I'd like to add "well done, that'll cover the NHS costs until teatime"  :thumbsup:

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Re: We're all doomed
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2020, 10:07:07 AM »
Auntie Beeb is wetting her knickers over Capt. Tom raising 5 million for the NHS. I'd like to add "well done, that'll cover the NHS costs until teatime"  :thumbsup:

Zackly!  evil:

In fact it will prolly cover the teatime biscuits for NHS England...  noooo:
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