Do Dreams really have a Meaning?

[Darwins Selection]

Maybe what it is really telling me is that I need to lose 44 lbs 

Lets hope so.

That is a lot better than it telling you that after dropping two 22 lb babies you could just walk home and get on with buying furniture.

[Miss Demeanour]

I had a dream that I didn't understand whilst I was dreaming it let alone when I woke up 

Something about some equation to pile drive and fill with concrete 7 holes to stabilise an area but then deciding that was the wrong thing to do and turning them into sand pits ....knowing they would be death traps 

[Nick]

I had a visitor 

[Just One More]

Crabs 

[Miss Demeanour]

I had a visitor 

Bailiff ?

[Nick]

That 7 of 9 bird from Star Trek
 

[Darwins Selection]

That 7 of 9 bird from Star Trek
 

The one with all the metal bits?

Must be like snogging a pile of cutlery. 

[Nick]

Resistance was futile 

[Miss Demeanour]

I had a dream that I was upstairs in some pub with lots of people I know attending a function of some sorts.

It was heaving in there. Suddenly a group of young beered up lads steamed though to go to the downstairs bar. One of them still had a nearly full pint of something which he inadvertently tipped as he went past and it went all over me 

Now, appreciating it was an accident, I was fairly calm until he, being an arse,  instead of apologising  started smirking and laughing and just carried on. I got so angry that the little liquid I had left in my glass ( it was some clear stuff , presumably water  ) I threw back at the little shit  But it splashed him over his poncey hair,

They left and things carried on as normal with me trying to clean up. Next thing you know some bloke comes up the stairs shouting the odds and asking who had thrown 'their pint' over his lad  . Little shit couldn't identify beer from water obviously 

So I stand up and say it was me 

Over he strides and starts bellowing at me and I stand up and then say " do you want to fight " 

 

It was John Bishop 

It says he ain't fighting a wumman , I accuse him of being a **** wimp 

So he agrees 

As we are standing there and I have taken off my jewelry ( the most organised and caring fight - didn't want to scar him for life kinda thing ...cos I was obviously going to win   ) - I started telling him about his son . How rude, obnoxious, uncouth he was etc.

Initially he was still fuming and then started to agree with me . He sat down and started to tell me all about it but then I got became very aware that I was ignoring me mates who surprisingly when I had offered to fight to me death had not believed me 

So I made my excuses and left 

 

[Barman]

[Darwins Selection]

Don't you ever have simple dreams like
"Went of a blind date, it turned out to be Brad Pitt, couldn't walk in the morning, took a taxi home."

[Miss Demeanour]

Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me 

[Darwins Selection]

Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me 

Nor me, but you get the general idea.

I could have said "Insert favourite film star" but you might have misconstrued my words.

[Barman]

Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me 

Nor me, but you get the general idea.

I could have said "Insert favourite film star" but you might have misconstrued my words.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I don't think my dreams are that unusual