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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #885 on: December 04, 2011, 10:43:37 AM »
YOu can go home now. Tipsy's left the area  :thumbsup:
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #888 on: December 06, 2011, 07:58:42 AM »
Another bizzy  night  surrender:

I didn't mind organising the global conference, but that charity children's haircut/shearing competition was a bugger  evil:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #889 on: December 06, 2011, 08:09:50 AM »
Another bizzy  night  surrender:

I didn't mind organising the global conference, but that charity children's haircut/shearing competition was a bugger  evil:

Dreaming of buggering with children  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #890 on: December 06, 2011, 10:59:38 AM »
I had a most horrible nightmare last night. eeek:

I was in my car at a petrol station, when one of my customers jumped in in an attempt to drive it away from me. All his mates were there laughin' at me, and then all of a sudden this grey large slug like creature jumped onto my ankle, wtapped itself around my leg and commenced burrrowing into it with smoke billowing from my now bleeding wound.
I screamed for help and someone dragged it off me. I asked what it was and was told it was an Elk egg.
 Shrugs:
Even Google couldn't come up with an explanation of that one.

Woke up suddenly gasping for breath in a cold sweat to find all the covers on the floor.

WTF? You really couldn't make this stuff up ey? noooo:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #891 on: December 06, 2011, 11:17:53 AM »
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #892 on: December 06, 2011, 11:23:05 AM »
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Exactly.
Having more and more 'orrible dreams of late.
Almost dreading kip now.

My life is obviously very disturbed. whistle:

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #893 on: December 09, 2011, 06:00:15 AM »
I was staying at a really posh hotel. However when i woke in the morning I saw a hoooge cockroach running across the floor . I went to stamp on it but somehow managed to impale it in my palm.
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #894 on: December 09, 2011, 07:11:32 AM »
I was staying at a really posh hotel. However when i woke in the morning I saw a hoooge cockroach running across the floor . I went to stamp on it but somehow managed to impale it in my palm.
cockroach you say?      http://youtu.be/GbKHYXTMhCw    whistle:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #895 on: December 11, 2011, 09:14:31 AM »
I kept visiting a swimming pool type place. I would don a wetsuit, enter the water and go over to a person that I knew who was in the water without a wetsuit.  He was being eaten alive by all the piranhas in the pool. On some visits I would also go and watch people who had their toes pierced on purpose so that the piranhas would eat their feet. eeek:

What sort of monster have I turned into. eeek:
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #896 on: December 11, 2011, 09:17:44 AM »
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I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #897 on: December 11, 2011, 09:29:56 AM »
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #898 on: December 11, 2011, 09:30:24 AM »
Is that the slightly unflattering picture of Nigella (I'd recognise those hands anywhere)  ;)

(As does Barman)
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Re: Do Dreams really have a Meaning?
« Reply #899 on: December 11, 2011, 09:54:32 AM »
It certainly is.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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