Do Dreams really have a Meaning?

[Nick]

YOu can go home now. Tipsy's left the area 

[bodiam]

I dreamt of a missing Noel

http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I dreamt of a missing Noel

http://youtu.be/gTRvSfb7xes

 

[Nick]

Another bizzy  night 

I didn't mind organising the global conference, but that charity children's haircut/shearing competition was a bugger 

[Miss Demeanour]

Another bizzy  night 

I didn't mind organising the global conference, but that charity children's haircut/shearing competition was a bugger 

Dreaming of buggering with children 

[GROWLER]

I had a most horrible nightmare last night.

I was in my car at a petrol station, when one of my customers jumped in in an attempt to drive it away from me. All his mates were there laughin' at me, and then all of a sudden this grey large slug like creature jumped onto my ankle, wtapped itself around my leg and commenced burrrowing into it with smoke billowing from my now bleeding wound.
I screamed for help and someone dragged it off me. I asked what it was and was told it was an Elk egg.
 
Even Google couldn't come up with an explanation of that one.

Woke up suddenly gasping for breath in a cold sweat to find all the covers on the floor.

WTF? You really couldn't make this stuff up ey?

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Exactly.
Having more and more 'orrible dreams of late.
Almost dreading kip now.

My life is obviously very disturbed.

[Miss Demeanour]

I was staying at a really posh hotel. However when i woke in the morning I saw a hoooge cockroach running across the floor . I went to stamp on it but somehow managed to impale it in my palm.

[bodiam]

I was staying at a really posh hotel. However when i woke in the morning I saw a hoooge cockroach running across the floor . I went to stamp on it but somehow managed to impale it in my palm.

cockroach you say?      http://youtu.be/GbKHYXTMhCw   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I kept visiting a swimming pool type place. I would don a wetsuit, enter the water and go over to a person that I knew who was in the water without a wetsuit.  He was being eaten alive by all the piranhas in the pool. On some visits I would also go and watch people who had their toes pierced on purpose so that the piranhas would eat their feet.

What sort of monster have I turned into.

[Snoopy]

 

[Barman]

Nigella...

[Just One More]

Is that the slightly unflattering picture of Nigella (I'd recognise those hands anywhere) 

(As does Barman)

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

It certainly is.