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Offline Nick

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Tenant chess
« on: August 30, 2009, 02:34:28 PM »
Right. I have had three tenants in my 2 bedroom flat for three years. Two of them, a married couple, are leaving. Their son is staying. He is moving in 2 more people.

OK?

One is a bloke of his own age.
The other is bloke's mother.

Question: What the fook are the sleeping arrangements?  rubschin:

Explanation 1:

Incest

Explanation 2:

Gays and mum

BUT

When I was there on Friday one of the lads' girlfriends was there  rubschin:

Explanation 3

Bisexuals

Explanation 4

Menage a trois/quatre

Frankly I don't give a stuff as long as they pay the rent, but the disposition of bodies and beds troubles me somehow  confused2:
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 05:48:39 PM »
The boy is shagging his mates mum. simples
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 06:21:13 PM »
 doh:
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2009, 06:56:06 PM »
Get BM to send you the spy camera set-up from Miss Ds his guest room, then you will know for sure.
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2009, 07:45:28 PM »
Good plan DS ~ here's a better one. Speak to your old mate Snoopy who has just such an item doing nothing in his garage. I am also available for installations but I must warn you that whilst it isn't illegal for me to provide the equipment it certainly is for you to use it.

Well I did used to be "in the trade"  whistle:
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2009, 09:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 30, 2009, 07:45:28 PM
Good plan DS ~ here's a better one. Speak to your old mate Snoopy who has just such an item doing nothing in his garage. I am also available for installations but I must warn you that whilst it isn't illegal for me to provide the equipment it certainly is for you to use it.

Well I did used to be "in the trade"  whistle:

Things have moved on a bit since then.



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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2009, 06:09:12 PM »
Who cares? What people do in the privacy of their own home (even if rented) is their business.

As long as they don't damage the furniture and fittings.
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2009, 06:14:18 PM »
I agree, I just keep speculating!  rubschin:
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2009, 06:15:29 PM »
Ask them.
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2009, 06:19:41 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2009, 06:27:46 PM »
Hidden cameras!  eeek:



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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2009, 06:29:15 PM »
That could get one into trouble  angel1
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2009, 06:33:47 PM »
Seriously, ask them. After all what do you care what they think about you?
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2009, 06:34:34 PM »
Even I am not that rude!  angel1
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Re: Tenant chess
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2009, 06:41:02 PM »
Then you're not going to know then.  ::)
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