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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7920 on: November 13, 2016, 08:48:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 13, 2016, 06:38:30 AM
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Wasn't sure if it was more appropriate to put this in the Darwin Awards thread as something tells me he won't be having kids in the future  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/

NC.  noooo:

Could be worse BM. some of the other papers had a shot of the X-ray in the article...  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7921 on: November 14, 2016, 08:13:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7922 on: November 14, 2016, 11:03:04 PM »
Just what the hell was going through his mind that made him think this was good idea? Words fail me...  eeek: eeek:  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/14/man-gets-wedding-ring-stuck-on-his-penis-6257375/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7923 on: November 16, 2016, 07:40:00 AM »
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« Reply #7924 on: November 16, 2016, 07:45:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7925 on: November 23, 2016, 01:37:22 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7926 on: November 24, 2016, 01:40:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7927 on: November 24, 2016, 01:59:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 01:40:21 PM
One for JOM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html

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Although, as someone says in the comments tho (I paraphrase), FFS just get on with gritting the roads and sack whoever it is that has the time to fuck about on twatter with stupid naming competitions...  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7928 on: November 24, 2016, 05:29:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7929 on: November 24, 2016, 05:37:16 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Surely there must come a time when the plastic surgeon tells her that it isnt good for her to carry on like this.  sick2:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3967606/I-m-not-happy-Model-undergone-100-cosmetic-procedures-including-having-RIBS-removed-vows-continue-family-admit-fear-life.html

Gross!  sick2:

Her sister would get it first for sure...  eyes:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7930 on: November 24, 2016, 08:49:23 PM »
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« Reply #7931 on: November 25, 2016, 08:54:11 AM »
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« Reply #7933 on: November 26, 2016, 09:28:10 AM »
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