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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11372 on: December 16, 2019, 01:29:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11373 on: December 17, 2019, 11:26:36 AM »
Redheads of all ages, shapes and sizes wanted....  rubschin:

Hey Nick, fancy another crack at the acting lark  :thumbsup:

Failing that I suppose they could always try Glasgow on a Saturday night...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7800483/Do-look-like-orc-Lord-Rings-TV-desperately.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11378 on: December 21, 2019, 07:35:18 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11379 on: December 21, 2019, 09:12:54 AM »
Eau de toilette.....?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/

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They investigated and when they got to the bottom of it they found the two-inch wide bottle lodged firmly up his posterior.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11380 on: December 21, 2019, 11:33:42 AM »
Eau de toilette.....?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/

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They investigated and when they got to the bottom of it they found the two-inch wide bottle lodged firmly up his posterior.

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I'm slightly worried that the bottle will get recycled
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11381 on: December 21, 2019, 07:51:38 PM »
Eau de toilette.....?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/

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They investigated and when they got to the bottom of it they found the two-inch wide bottle lodged firmly up his posterior.

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I'm slightly worried that the bottle will get recycled

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11382 on: December 23, 2019, 12:23:26 PM »
The American branch of the Cult of Nick should never have learned about BM's homebrew disaster...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7817213/Footage-shows-world-biggest-Elephants-Toothpaste-explosion-erupts-foam-volcano.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11383 on: December 23, 2019, 08:12:07 PM »
The American branch of the Cult of Nick should never have learned about BM's homebrew disaster...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7817213/Footage-shows-world-biggest-Elephants-Toothpaste-explosion-erupts-foam-volcano.html
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He was on the Beeb earlier, admitted the Potassium Iodine had dyed the walls of his mates house  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11384 on: December 24, 2019, 12:38:08 AM »
The American branch of the Cult of Nick should never have learned about BM's homebrew disaster...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7817213/Footage-shows-world-biggest-Elephants-Toothpaste-explosion-erupts-foam-volcano.html
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He was on the Beeb earlier, admitted the Potassium Iodine had dyed the walls of his mates house  noooo:

Given that he had done a smaller scale version as an indoor test previously and stained the hell out of his ceiling he should have seen that coming...  lol:
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