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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11310 on: December 03, 2019, 08:18:02 PM »
Apey......?  rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/fake-delivery-driver-steals-3000-bottle-of-whiskey-worth-18000/

Nooooooo...last time "someone " was involved in something like that they stole a whole lorry-load of Blackberry phones (just on market) ........with all the instructions and phones in German ........ evil:  redface:

And 5 minutes of looking online would have found the instructions to change the language from German to English...  whistle:

There was prolly no 'on line' back then...  noooo:

WAP would have been available. May have taken a little longer but it would still have been possible.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11311 on: December 03, 2019, 09:10:04 PM »
Apey......?  rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/fake-delivery-driver-steals-3000-bottle-of-whiskey-worth-18000/

Nooooooo...last time "someone " was involved in something like that they stole a whole lorry-load of Blackberry phones (just on market) ........with all the instructions and phones in German ........ evil:  redface:

And 5 minutes of looking online would have found the instructions to change the language from German to English...  whistle:

There was prolly no 'on line' back then...  noooo:

WAP would have been available. May have taken a little longer but it would still have been possible.  rubschin:

 problem ...the type of people buying stolen goods ..don't want to pox about looking for instructions on what was then a new thing ..!!  especially explaining to 2000 people plus ..how to use it .... noooo:   was so "new" networks weren't ready either for all features ...

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11312 on: December 04, 2019, 11:36:13 AM »
Robber breaks his wrist after jumping over 50ft garden wall to escape police

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A young thug who threatened to kill a woman in a terrifying robbery tried to escape police by jumping over a garden wall - only to fall 50 feet down a railway embankment and break his wrist in the process.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11313 on: December 04, 2019, 04:08:49 PM »
Utter bollocks, the accent isn't dying because of the numbers of people moving into the county.



No, the rhotic 'r' is fading away because younger generations realise it makes them sound like a bleedin' stereotypical village idiot.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7753509/Cornish-accent-dying-rich-outsiders-moving-area.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11314 on: December 04, 2019, 04:17:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11315 on: December 05, 2019, 04:22:02 AM »
And the moral of the story is that comedians who are popular on the BBC may not go down well with an audience in the real world.  noooo:

I'm sorry, Nish Kumar is Britain's hottest comedian? Really? Which blithering idiot came up with that idea. I've tried watching his show and can honestly say I've had funnier migraines.

https://youtu.be/1uOMCb0JYkI

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7751489/Nish-Kumar-hits-criticism-material-Lords-Taverners-Christmas-charity-lunch.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11316 on: December 05, 2019, 08:27:53 AM »
And the moral of the story is that comedians who are popular on the BBC may not go down well with an audience in the real world.  noooo:

I'm sorry, Nish Kumar is Britain's hottest comedian? Really? Which blithering idiot came up with that idea. I've tried watching his show and can honestly say I've had funnier migraines.

https://youtu.be/1uOMCb0JYkI

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7751489/Nish-Kumar-hits-criticism-material-Lords-Taverners-Christmas-charity-lunch.html

I saw that elsewhere yesterday - most excellent!  ;D

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11320 on: December 06, 2019, 12:04:02 AM »
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11321 on: December 06, 2019, 08:17:15 AM »
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:
Shocked:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11322 on: December 06, 2019, 11:29:39 AM »
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:


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