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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11131 on: October 15, 2019, 05:59:25 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11133 on: October 16, 2019, 08:57:47 PM »
Another story for Apey to have a field day with, especially with writing like this...  lol:

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There is rampant speculation around the town about the pink and purple dildos that were left next to a drain up the rear passage of a branch of Natwest.

Just......too................many........jokes

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/lost-massive-bag-dildos-found-somerset-10919383/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11134 on: October 16, 2019, 09:05:37 PM »
Another story for Apey to have a field day with, especially with writing like this...  lol:

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There is rampant speculation around the town about the pink and purple dildos that were left next to a drain up the rear passage of a branch of Natwest.

Just......too................many........jokes

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/lost-massive-bag-dildos-found-somerset-10919383/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11135 on: October 16, 2019, 10:44:49 PM »
Another story for Apey to have a field day with, especially with writing like this...  lol:

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There is rampant speculation around the town about the pink and purple dildos that were left next to a drain up the rear passage of a branch of Natwest.

Just......too................many........jokes

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/lost-massive-bag-dildos-found-somerset-10919383/

 Angry9: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11141 on: October 19, 2019, 05:50:13 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


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Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11142 on: October 19, 2019, 05:51:27 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


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Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Or with me different head on... tell her to grow a pair.... oh  redface:
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11143 on: October 19, 2019, 05:59:15 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

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Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Welcome to the new reality, where the police won't investigate burglaries, shoplifting and a host of other crimes because of 'lack of resources' but can still find time to investigate progressive bullshit like this or my absolute favourite 'non crime hate incidents'  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11144 on: October 19, 2019, 06:52:53 PM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

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Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Or with me different head on... tell her to grow a pair.... oh  redface:

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