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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11040 on: September 22, 2019, 03:48:41 AM »
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

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The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11042 on: September 22, 2019, 10:41:44 AM »
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

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The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11043 on: September 22, 2019, 12:05:58 PM »
So never pick up an injured wild animal and certainly do not put them on a seat beside your child.  eeek:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/19/Woman-puts-injured-bobcat-in-back-of-SUV-with-young-child/8921568919409/?sl=10
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11044 on: September 22, 2019, 12:06:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11045 on: September 22, 2019, 02:42:50 PM »
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

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The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/

 noooo:

I used to visit Portland quite often - how did they let it come to this...?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11046 on: September 22, 2019, 03:23:03 PM »
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

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The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/

 noooo:

I used to visit Portland quite often - how did they let it come to this...?

Explained ...there ... whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11047 on: September 22, 2019, 10:08:52 PM »
I wonder how long it will take Apey to give this a try after reading the article...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11048 on: September 23, 2019, 12:33:03 AM »
Dear God, why would you want to do this to yourself? And you want to make them even larger? If I saw you walking towards me I'd run away screaming  eeek:



https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/22/student-whos-had-15-procedures-to-triple-the-size-of-her-lips-wants-to-go-even-bigger-10786440/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11049 on: September 23, 2019, 12:35:01 AM »
I......what......just......Oh Wigan you say? Normal for the area then  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/20/man-sex-cleaning-cone-wigan-north-western-train-station-10776061/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11050 on: September 23, 2019, 03:52:32 AM »
Dear God, why would you want to do this to yourself? And you want to make them even larger? If I saw you walking towards me I'd run away screaming  eeek:



https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/22/student-whos-had-15-procedures-to-triple-the-size-of-her-lips-wants-to-go-even-bigger-10786440/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11051 on: September 23, 2019, 09:38:35 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11052 on: September 24, 2019, 03:13:20 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11053 on: September 25, 2019, 12:32:32 AM »
I am a bad person for laughing at the sculpture of this special event...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-mortified-mother-laws-engagement-19007542
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11054 on: September 25, 2019, 12:34:47 AM »
It's a pity there is no way Apey could pass as a teenager, sounds like his ideal job otherwise...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/you-can-now-paid-go-18683006
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