Stories from Nick's world of the weird, wonderful and bizarre

[Nick]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm

 

Can you tell what it is yet?

That seems awfully familiar 


Anyhoo. BM will be after one of these for Christmas, like


















http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196020/Yours-29-000--life-size-T-Rex-childrens-model-coming-garden-near-you.html

[Barman]

Twenty-nine grand??? 

We have lizards in our garden as big as that for nuffink!

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Twenty-nine grand??? 

We have lizards in our garden as big as that for nuffink!

Do you think that having a pet would help keep the boy out of trouble BM.....? 

[Barman]

Twenty-nine grand??? 

We have lizards in our garden as big as that for nuffink!

Do you think that having a pet would help keep the boy out of trouble BM.....? 

I could crate one up like... 

[Grumpmeister]

Keeps the boy occupied and deals with Mr Toad in one fell swoop. Result. 

[Nick]

Fancy dress costumes for people in wheelchairs 

Bulldozer!

http://www.1halloween.net/html/coshand2.html

[Barman]

Fancy dress costumes for people in wheelchairs 

Bulldozer!

http://www.1halloween.net/html/coshand2.html

[Nick]

Tsk

[Barman]

Tsk

They could do a Dalek too... 

[Darwins Selection]

Tsk

They could do a Dalek too... 

Or?

[Barman]

Or Davros...

[Uncle Mort]

[Nick]

A gift for DS?

http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/?gclid=CNzl_YLFr5sCFYUA4wodCmwSyA
 

[Barman]

A gift for DS?

http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/?gclid=CNzl_YLFr5sCFYUA4wodCmwSyA
 

Or simply drink after shave every day. Simples.