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Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« on: June 05, 2009, 01:58:11 PM »
One of my cats had a big bloated tick on its neck yesterday... Tinks suggested that if I covered the tick with Vaseline and it would suffocate and fall off.

Well, I did put Vaseline on it and now it is gone!  cloud9:

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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 02:00:48 PM »
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 02:15:22 PM »
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 02:16:17 PM »
A feline care tip I shall never forget.  happy088
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 02:27:46 PM »
One of my cats had a big bloated tick on its neck yesterday... Tinks suggested that if I covered the tick with Vaseline and it would suffocate and fall off.

Well, I did put Vaseline on it and now it is gone!  cloud9:

Thanks Tinks!  happy088










What...?  Shrugs:




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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 03:02:52 PM »
Does it werk on people?
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 03:04:33 PM »
Only if you are looking for a smutty thread title.  whistle:
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 03:07:47 PM »
But I am pure  angel1


















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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2009, 03:10:30 PM »
More a case of Dormez Vous I suspect
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2009, 04:31:50 PM »
I surprise myself sometimes...  redface:
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2009, 04:34:20 PM »
Yes ~ I used to wake up wondering where the damp patch had come from too.  lol:
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2009, 04:51:20 PM »
You should just start a porn thread and have done with it.  noooo:
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2009, 04:56:42 PM »
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2009, 05:01:08 PM »
Does it werk on people?


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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2009, 10:11:12 AM »
Does it werk on people?


You know people with ticks?  scared2:

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