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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2009, 07:29:58 PM »
Mr Wench is tick free!

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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2009, 09:00:11 PM »
My Father used to use burning cigarettes to remove leeches from us. eeek:
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2009, 09:47:27 PM »
My Father used to use burning cigarettes to remove leeches from us. eeek:
I wonder if it would work in Westminster?
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2009, 06:08:58 AM »
Even if doesn't it's worth doing IMHO. eveilgrin:
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2013, 10:40:52 PM »
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2013, 12:18:45 AM »
My Father used to use burning cigarettes to remove leeches from us. eeek:
I wonder if it would work in Westminster?

Red hot pokers would be more effective there  rubschin:
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2013, 08:47:01 AM »
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2013, 09:06:09 AM »
Suffocation can take many forms  lol:
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2013, 06:29:14 PM »
Suffocation can take many forms  lol:

It's all about forms with you local authority types   noooo:   ;)
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2013, 06:35:54 PM »
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Re: Pussy smeared with Vaseline
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2013, 09:32:01 PM »
Suffocation can take many forms  lol:

It's all about forms with you local authority types   noooo:   ;)
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