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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2009, 01:13:34 PM »
By the time you've gone through all that rigmarole you'll have forgotten what the question was  eeek:

What was the question anyhoo  rubschin:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2009, 01:14:52 PM »
The question was can you get your toes and your nose to touch the wall - stretch your arms above your head and then recite the 9 times table  whistle:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2009, 01:21:12 PM »

7x9=61

 eeek:  63, surely  ;)

11x9=99 (the only exception and surely any fool can remember that one)

or 99 = 9+9 = 18, and 8 + 1 = 9
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2009, 01:22:49 PM »
 redface: Typo ~ sorry but I was trying to do it and answer the phone.
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2009, 01:23:28 PM »
The question was can you get your toes and your nose to touch the wall - stretch your arms above your head and then recite the 9 times table  whistle:


You can if yer tits don't get in the way ~ or in my case yer belly  redface:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2009, 01:23:59 PM »
What about both  rubschin:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2009, 01:24:20 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2009, 01:25:17 PM »
redface: Typo ~ sorry but I was trying to do it and answer the phone.

My multi-tasking skills are crap also  redface:

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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2009, 01:36:43 PM »
Most people's are. It's only wimmin who claim they can multi-task. What they mean is they have 17 unfinished tasks on at any one time, all of which never get finished. Like BM's DIY stuff only more widespread  noooo:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2009, 02:10:21 PM »
First find your diaphragm

Bedside or bathroom cabinet prolly. 8)
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2009, 02:10:55 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2009, 02:11:34 PM »
 angel1 I wouldn't know what you are talking about
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2009, 02:12:17 PM »
Are you more of a rhythm man  rubschin:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2009, 02:13:46 PM »
I have been known to bash the old skins ~ in my youth you understand.  drumroll:













But to answer your question properly I have five children to whom I am the registered father ~ what do you think?
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2009, 02:15:00 PM »
 cool14:
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