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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2009, 12:06:51 PM »
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 12:11:33 PM »
 noooo:

Ok I have stretched and concentrated  eeek:

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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2009, 12:12:49 PM »
How about the hiccups?
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2009, 12:13:44 PM »
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2009, 12:14:35 PM »
Sorry -  I forgot you would still be fixated by your bikini fetish  noooo:

Yes the hiccups have now gone  8)
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2009, 12:17:06 PM »
Pastis' Patented Hiccup Fix™

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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2009, 12:17:58 PM »
Better than getting slapped hard on the back  ;D
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2009, 12:44:36 PM »
With the boys we tell them to recite their times tables. That seems to work  whistle:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2009, 12:54:25 PM »
With the boys we tell them to recite their times tables. That seems to work  whistle:

MMMmmmm think I would have some difficulty with that too  noooo:

There are only certain ones I remember ..why is that ....????

Generally these are the ones where you times the number by itself  e.g 7 x 7 or 8 x 8  but ask me what 6 x 7 is and I would have to work backwards from that  noooo:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2009, 12:55:26 PM »
With the boys we tell them to recite their times tables. That seems to work  whistle:

MMMmmmm think I would have some difficulty with that too  noooo:

There are only certain ones I remember ..why is that ....????



Cos they are the easy ones...?  point:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2009, 12:56:42 PM »
That'll be why then ...

the 9 times table is the worst though  noooo:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2009, 01:04:29 PM »
Noooooo, simple. Cos all most of the sums add up to 9!

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18 (1+8 = 9)
27 (2+7 = 9)

and so on.

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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2009, 01:05:33 PM »
Nah ~ 9 times is the easiest 'cos the answers always add up to 9
1x9=9
2x9=18
3x9=27
4x9=36
5x9=45
6x9=54
7x9=61
8x9=72
9x9=81
10x9=90
11x9=99 (the only exception and surely any fool can remember that one)
12x9=108 (1+0+8=9)


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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2009, 01:06:33 PM »
By the time you've gone through all that rigmarole you'll have forgotten what the question was  eeek:
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Re: Hiccup cures
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2009, 01:07:12 PM »
Then again there are those to whom learning itself is an effort  noooo:
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