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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3435 on: July 29, 2020, 01:41:43 PM »
"Doctor, I have a cricket ball lodged in my rectum"...........



"How's that?"............................




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3436 on: July 29, 2020, 04:40:01 PM »
Those who use Bluetooth need a clip around the ear ........... evil:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3437 on: July 29, 2020, 07:48:19 PM »
"Doctor, I have a cricket ball lodged in my rectum"...........



"How's that?"............................




"Now don't you start".............. cussing:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3438 on: July 30, 2020, 10:08:22 PM »
"I'd like a return ticket to Belgium please"..........

"Antwerp?".............. rubschin:





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3439 on: July 30, 2020, 11:38:56 PM »
"I'd like a return ticket to Belgium please"..........

"Antwerp?".............. rubschin:





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3440 on: July 31, 2020, 05:16:57 AM »
"I'd like a return ticket to Belgium please"..........

"Antwerp?".............. rubschin:





"No, Nick's not coming"........... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3441 on: July 31, 2020, 06:28:49 AM »
"I'd like a return ticket to Belgium please"..........

"Antwerp?".............. rubschin:





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3442 on: July 31, 2020, 06:56:50 AM »
"I'd like a return ticket to Belgium please"..........

"Antwerp?".............. rubschin:





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3443 on: July 31, 2020, 03:51:59 PM »
Do Midlands hairdressers speak urdu?................ rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3444 on: Yesterday at 01:41:06 PM »
My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his forehead...




My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!.......... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3445 on: Yesterday at 01:49:14 PM »
My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his forehead...




My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!.......... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3446 on: Yesterday at 03:04:10 PM »
My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his forehead...




My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!.......... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3447 on: Yesterday at 04:30:51 PM »
My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his forehead...




My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!.......... noooo:

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