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"Doctor, I have a cricket ball lodged in my rectum"..........."How's that?"............................"Now don't you start"..............
Quote from: apc2010 on July 29, 2020, 01:01:49 PM"Doctor, I have a cricket ball lodged in my rectum"..........."How's that?"............................"Now don't you start"..............
"I'd like a return ticket to Belgium please".........."Antwerp?".............. "No, Nick's not coming"...........
Quote from: apc2010 on July 30, 2020, 10:08:22 PM"I'd like a return ticket to Belgium please".........."Antwerp?".............. "No, Nick's not coming"...........
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2020, 05:16:57 AMQuote from: apc2010 on July 30, 2020, 10:08:22 PM"I'd like a return ticket to Belgium please".........."Antwerp?".............. "No, Nick's not coming"...........
My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his forehead...My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!..........
Quote from: apc2010 on August 02, 2020, 01:41:06 PMMy nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his forehead...My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!..........
Quote from: Barman on August 02, 2020, 01:49:14 PMQuote from: apc2010 on August 02, 2020, 01:41:06 PMMy nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his forehead...My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!..........
Apparently North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York which is a bit scary.....If it can make it there it can make it anywhere......
