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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3090 on: April 05, 2020, 11:40:32 AM »
My neighbour says his allotment plot was 20m x 10m when he bought it last year.
 He measured it last month, it was 19.5 m x 10m ....and now its 19m x 10m ..
I don't know but I think he is losing the plot.

There may be foul play involved, I saw the owner of the adjoining allotment adding topsoil to his...




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« Reply #3091 on: April 05, 2020, 11:41:32 AM »
My neighbour says his allotment plot was 20m x 10m when he bought it last year.
 He measured it last month, it was 19.5 m x 10m ....and now its 19m x 10m ..
I don't know but I think he is losing the plot.

There may be foul play involved, I saw the owner of the adjoining allotment adding topsoil to his...




The plot thickens...  redface:

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« Reply #3092 on: April 05, 2020, 11:46:19 AM »
My neighbour says his allotment plot was 20m x 10m when he bought it last year.
 He measured it last month, it was 19.5 m x 10m ....and now its 19m x 10m ..
I don't know but I think he is losing the plot.

There may be foul play involved, I saw the owner of the adjoining allotment adding topsoil to his...




The plot thickens...  redface:

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« Reply #3093 on: April 05, 2020, 11:49:14 AM »
My neighbour says his allotment plot was 20m x 10m when he bought it last year.
 He measured it last month, it was 19.5 m x 10m ....and now its 19m x 10m ..
I don't know but I think he is losing the plot.

There may be foul play involved, I saw the owner of the adjoining allotment adding topsoil to his...




The plot thickens...  redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3094 on: April 05, 2020, 01:10:15 PM »
According to a national newspaper today..........


Women are joining to new trend to go bra less............... Thumbs: cloud9:



The panel of Loose Women have said they intend to show support......... noooo:

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« Reply #3095 on: April 05, 2020, 01:19:59 PM »
According to a national newspaper today..........


Women are joining to new trend to go bra less............... Thumbs: cloud9:



The panel of Loose Women have said they intend to show support......... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3096 on: April 05, 2020, 01:53:27 PM »
My neighbour says his allotment plot was 20m x 10m when he bought it last year.
 He measured it last month, it was 19.5 m x 10m ....and now its 19m x 10m ..
I don't know but I think he is losing the plot.

There may be foul play involved, I saw the owner of the adjoining allotment adding topsoil to his...




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3097 on: April 07, 2020, 01:56:53 PM »
So, I don’t know what ‘apocalypse’ means – what’s the big deal?

It’s not the end of the world.
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« Reply #3098 on: April 07, 2020, 02:07:29 PM »
So, I don’t know what ‘apocalypse’ means – what’s the big deal?

It’s not the end of the world.


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3099 on: April 08, 2020, 12:22:59 PM »
Wayne Rooney is suing Tesco for putting his signature on their hot cross buns...........

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« Reply #3100 on: April 08, 2020, 12:29:53 PM »
Wayne Rooney is suing Tesco for putting his signature on their hot cross buns...........
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« Reply #3101 on: April 08, 2020, 07:30:58 PM »
The wife was complaining about the blisters on her hand from using the broom.
I suggested she use the car next time.
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« Reply #3102 on: April 09, 2020, 05:18:11 AM »
Wayne Rooney is suing Tesco for putting his signature on their hot cross buns...........
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« Reply #3103 on: April 09, 2020, 05:18:24 AM »
The wife was complaining about the blisters on her hand from using the broom.
I suggested she use the car next time.

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« Reply #3104 on: April 11, 2020, 11:58:09 AM »
People in Saudi Arabia don't like The Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi do.......... redface: