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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #105 on: June 03, 2009, 07:42:58 PM »
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They become 'intimate'

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I'm assuming that just lying there thinking of England wasn't an option whistle:

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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #106 on: June 03, 2009, 09:01:08 PM »
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Queen Victoria came for our opening in 1854. She would still recognise many of the original features today.


TOO RIGHT! My bathroom perhaps?

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Our main staircase was the model for that of the ballroom in the Titanic!

Why am I not surprised?  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #107 on: June 03, 2009, 09:06:09 PM »
And you're going back of course?


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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #108 on: June 04, 2009, 07:00:34 AM »
Greenock next week  evil:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2009, 07:15:47 AM »
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You could have said "No Thank You" to the contract  whistle:


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Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2009, 11:06:12 AM
Guaranteed work until 2012 at £500 a day plus expenses? Say no!!

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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #110 on: June 04, 2009, 07:50:22 AM »
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #111 on: June 04, 2009, 08:09:42 AM »
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2009, 09:11:31 AM »
Aye ~ Buy a kilt!
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #113 on: June 04, 2009, 09:15:12 AM »
Or a hoooge haggis  noooo:


They had all sorts of stuff at breakfast that I didn't even recognise. I got one thing that I thought was fried bread, but it turned out to be a sort of flat sausage  rubschin:

On the flight back we were offered porridge  noooo:

Oh, and they had one of those toast making machines with the moving track thingy. I put a slice of bread in and it never came out  eeek:








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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #114 on: June 04, 2009, 09:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2009, 09:15:12 AM
Or a hoooge haggis  noooo:


They had all sorts of stuff at breakfast that I didn't even recognise. I got one thing that I thought was fried bread, but it turned out to be a sort of flat sausage  rubschin:

On the flight back we were offered porridge  noooo:

Oh, and they had one of those toast making machines with the moving track thingy. I put a slice of bread in and it never came out  eeek:


That made me larf!  lol:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #115 on: June 04, 2009, 09:19:18 AM »
It is known as "Breakfast Sausage" in some places but correctly it is "Lorne Sausage"





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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2009, 09:16:55 AM »
Right. Glasgow, Greenock and Edinburgh starting tomorrow  evil:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #117 on: June 07, 2009, 09:18:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2009, 09:16:55 AM
Right. Glasgow, Greenock and Edinburgh starting tomorrow  evil:
Have a good trip - we'll look after your karma while you are away...  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #118 on: June 07, 2009, 09:19:19 AM »
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Re: Nick's all new Bulletins from Scotland thread
« Reply #119 on: June 07, 2009, 09:20:06 AM »
Take your face mask as well  eeek:
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