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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2009, 12:56:21 PM »
Thank you all for your kind words  8)

My female doctor's first words to me were "How are your balls now, TMR"  eeek:

We then had an in-depth discussion about the problem, my movements etc. and then she had a listen on the stethoscope. "Blimey, sounds like World War III down there!"  Questions about any dodgy seafood etc. (none) and then prescribed two things - one to kill the infection and one to stop the massive, agonising cramps"

"Must I stop drinking the Young's, doctor?  scared2:".

"Yes...it's St. Patrick's day, so you must drink Guinness today."

Gotta luv that doctor  happy088
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2009, 12:56:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2009, 12:53:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 17, 2009, 12:45:09 PM
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I don't think I have the right equipment  noooo:
Neither does BM

 lol: lol: Can I do the flower arrangements? I hate chrysanthemums so will find plenty of them whistle:


Oh, he would have loved that!  razz:
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Good grief is he dead already?
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2009, 01:01:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 17, 2009, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2009, 12:53:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 17, 2009, 12:45:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:39:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2009, 12:32:26 PM
I don't think I have the right equipment  noooo:
Neither does BM

 lol: lol: Can I do the flower arrangements? I hate chrysanthemums so will find plenty of them whistle:


Oh, he would have loved that!  razz:
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Good grief is he dead already?
Apparently not...  noooo:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2009, 01:04:14 PM »
My money would have been on Norovirus... or in TMR's case Nortonvirus
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2009, 01:05:45 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 17, 2009, 01:04:14 PM
My money would have been on Norovirus... or in TMR's case Nortonvirus


lol: lol: I have your hat and coat, the door is over there, for heavens sake don't slam it otherwise Miss D will be on your case.
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2009, 01:07:17 PM »
I thang you!  ;)
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2009, 01:08:59 PM »
You are more than welcome but hang onto your case Miss D will be wanting to pack soon....
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2009, 01:14:43 PM »
I wouldn't steal Pastis's cases - he lives too close  scared2:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2009, 01:16:48 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 17, 2009, 12:56:21 PM
she had a listen on the stethoscope. "Blimey, sounds like World War III down there!"  Questions about any dodgy seafood etc. (

Proof that even the Doctor says Seafood is bad for you  8)
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2009, 01:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2009, 01:14:43 PM
I wouldn't steal Pastis's cases - he lives too close  scared2:

Rumour has it he also has some fairly dodgy friends eeek:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2009, 01:20:11 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 17, 2009, 12:45:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:39:33 PM
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I don't think I have the right equipment  noooo:
Neither does BM

 lol: lol: Can I do the flower arrangements? I hate chrysanthemums so will find plenty of them whistle:



Unfortunately I don't think Mrs TMR (to be) knows how to handle a Trumpet (yet).
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2009, 01:27:39 PM »
She handled my Trumpet just fine last night, Tel  8)
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2009, 01:28:13 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 17, 2009, 01:27:39 PM
She handled my Trumpet just fine last night, Tel  8)
How old are you like... just in case...?  whistle:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2009, 01:29:10 PM »
40. With a full head of hair  whistle:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
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