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Offline The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs)

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The TMR ailment sweepstake
« on: March 17, 2009, 10:52:28 AM »
I am going to the doctor. Since Thursday night I have had the most unbelievable abominal pains - which are a lot worse at night and seem to ease during the day. Last night was awful - every twenty minutes these fierce pains start and last for about 5 minutes. I went to sleep at 1am and got up at 3am as the pain was so bad. Temporary relief occurs when on the bog, but it doesn't last long. So, net doctors, what is it?

IBS?
Gastroenterthingy?
An ulcer?
A reaction to Young's?!

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 11:05:43 AM »
Sounds like Young's poisoning deffo. A bad case too.  noooo:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 11:07:55 AM »
Ectopic pregnancy  rubschin:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 11:09:11 AM »
You should add a poll, like. It would make this thread more scientific!!
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 11:09:52 AM »
Let the quack decide.....pronto.
 No good us lot guessing and scaring the shit out of you, only having a damned good dump might actually help.
Keep off the Youngs for a day or two, and get a few gallons of wholesome water down yer gullet to flush the system out like. Boring, but it might just help.

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 11:12:05 AM »
Sounds very serious to me....

On a brighter note tho, it'll be our first pub funeral...  cloud9:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2009, 11:15:00 AM »
Does he count for the Bingo, like?
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 11:15:50 AM »
Does he count for the Bingo, like?
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We'd have to send him off to The Times like... how old is he...?
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2009, 11:16:01 AM »
Sounds very serious to me....

On a brighter note tho, it'll be our first pub funeral...  cloud9:


If I don't beat him to it.  ::)

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2009, 11:16:36 AM »
The Pub could do a proper wake, like. WIth food and free beer
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2009, 11:19:29 AM »
The Pub could do a proper wake, like. WIth food and free beer

....and a BIG cake in memory of me like. cloud9:

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2009, 11:19:53 AM »
Sounds very serious to me....

On a brighter note tho, it'll be our first pub funeral...  cloud9:


If I don't beat him to it.  ::)

A double funeral!  eeek:

Christ, if one of you was 35 and the other 47 I'd be happy as a pig in shit like...  cloud9:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2009, 11:20:23 AM »
With black icing. I could get the Boy to do that. Just normal icing, like, but without washing his hands first
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2009, 11:21:00 AM »
Sounds very serious to me....

On a brighter note tho, it'll be our first pub funeral...  cloud9:


If I don't beat him to it.  ::)

A double funeral!  eeek:

Christ, if one of you was 35 and the other 47 I'd be happy as a pig in shit like...  cloud9:


Sweet. Didn't know you cared so much. ::)

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2009, 11:22:08 AM »
With black icing. I could get the Boy to do that. Just normal icing, like, but without washing his hands first
Yes, black icing for sure...  happy088
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