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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #180 on: February 03, 2009, 07:21:00 PM »
I work from home... unless I'm out on somebodies roof like...  rubschin:



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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #181 on: February 03, 2009, 08:16:44 PM »
The only office I go to, or have been to, for years is a client's when taking a brief.

 eeek: It must be very unsettling for them to have you turn up with a lawyer. . .

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #182 on: February 03, 2009, 08:40:39 PM »
The only office I go to, or have been to, for years is a client's when taking a brief.

 eeek: It must be very unsettling for them to have you turn up with a lawyer. . .

And leaving with some pants

I can't remember a time when I've left without them tbh  whistle:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #183 on: February 04, 2009, 09:26:41 AM »
My mate Tony (the one with the elephant) has e mailed to say he may not be able to make it this weekend after all  noooo:

This is outside his gaff in Devon



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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #184 on: February 04, 2009, 09:38:07 AM »
My mate Tony (the one with the elephant) has e mailed to say he may not be able to make it this weekend after all  noooo:

This is outside his gaff in Devon





Where is the elephant...?
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #185 on: February 04, 2009, 09:45:43 AM »
In India  ::)
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #186 on: February 04, 2009, 09:51:49 AM »
In India  ::)
Who owns the skis then...? rubschin:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #187 on: February 04, 2009, 09:52:36 AM »
My mate, I spose
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #188 on: February 04, 2009, 09:57:47 AM »
In India  ::)
Who owns the skis then...? rubschin:

Obviously not the elephant as there would be four skis if they were. ::)
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #189 on: February 04, 2009, 10:05:03 AM »
In India  ::)
Who owns the skis then...? rubschin:

Obviously not the elephant as there would be four skis if they were. ::)
::)

How would that work...?

There'd be skis everywhere... he'd surely affix two legs to each ski... and hold a stick in his trunk like...
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #190 on: February 04, 2009, 10:07:09 AM »
In India  ::)
Who owns the skis then...? rubschin:

Obviously not the elephant as there would be four skis if they were. ::)
::)

How would that work...?

There'd be skis everywhere... he'd surely affix two legs to each ski... and hold a stick in his trunk like...

Oh yeah ~ and with his trunk occupied with a stick how would he pick up a bun?
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #191 on: February 04, 2009, 10:07:26 AM »
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #192 on: February 04, 2009, 10:08:32 AM »
I have now been called to a COBRA style meeting this afternoon for Snowgate  - documents have been produced with risk assessmets for heavy snow in the London and SE area for Thursday and Friday

The question - how am I going to ensure service delivery levels are maintained.

The answer - I'm on leave and don't give a monkeys  happy001



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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #193 on: February 04, 2009, 10:24:46 AM »
In India  ::)
Who owns the skis then...? rubschin:

Obviously not the elephant as there would be four skis if they were. ::)
::)

How would that work...?

There'd be skis everywhere... he'd surely affix two legs to each ski... and hold a stick in his trunk like...

Oh yeah ~ and with his trunk occupied with a stick how would he pick up a bun?
::)

He'd spear it with the stick of course! doh:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #194 on: February 04, 2009, 10:55:20 AM »
I have now been called to a COBRA style meeting this afternoon for Snowgate  - documents have been produced with risk assessmets for heavy snow in the London and SE area for Thursday and Friday

The question - how am I going to ensure service delivery levels are maintained.

The answer - I'm on leave and don't give a monkeys  happy001


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