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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #135 on: August 24, 2012, 09:13:44 PM »
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When I had mine done way back when, I thought part of me had changed ethnicity for a couple of weeks!

I was operating a JCB for 12 hours loading gritters just two hours after having mine

The reversal op was a different story, could hardly walk for two days, off work for two weeks  noooo:  (and it didn't work  sad24: )

Ahhh, but the guy who did mine didn't believe in 'reversability'! He only did the 'radical' which involved removing what seemed like 5 yards of tubing!

Believe me, I felt that being pulled out despite the local!

(don't ask about the red face incident at the outset!  redface:)
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #136 on: August 25, 2012, 04:55:52 AM »
Dragging this thread kicking and screaming back on track -


When I had mine done way back when, I thought part of me had changed ethnicity for a couple of weeks!

I was operating a JCB for 12 hours loading gritters just two hours after having mine

The reversal op was a different story, could hardly walk for two days, off work for two weeks  noooo:  (and it didn't work  sad24: )

Ahhh, but the guy who did mine didn't believe in 'reversability'! He only did the 'radical' which involved removing what seemed like 5 yards of tubing!

Believe me, I felt that being pulled out despite the local!

(don't ask about the red face incident at the outset!  redface:)

My guy just chatted about computers all the time he was cutting me up.....  noooo:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #137 on: August 25, 2012, 06:30:56 AM »
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #138 on: August 25, 2012, 07:03:57 AM »
Thank heavens for that ...I was beginning to think it was a requirement for the blokes when joining up here  lol:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #139 on: August 25, 2012, 07:09:20 AM »
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #140 on: August 25, 2012, 07:19:38 AM »
Tsk JOM.

Now Marley tell us about this so called 'red face incident at the outset' of which you speak...... Popcorn:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #141 on: August 25, 2012, 07:30:25 AM »
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #142 on: August 25, 2012, 12:36:21 PM »
Tsk JOM.

Now Marley tell us about this so called 'red face incident at the outset' of which you speak...... Popcorn:

Suffice to say the 'scrub' nurse was young and attractive . . . .( use imagination - what could possibly go wrong?)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #143 on: August 25, 2012, 12:41:53 PM »
Tsk JOM.

Now Marley tell us about this so called 'red face incident at the outset' of which you speak...... Popcorn:

Suffice to say the 'scrub' nurse was young and attractive . . . .( use imagination - what could possibly go wrong?)

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #144 on: August 25, 2012, 01:05:17 PM »
But you must have been Nil by Mouth  whistle:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #145 on: August 25, 2012, 02:51:15 PM »
But you must have been Nil by Mouth  whistle:

what? For a local and intimate shave?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #146 on: August 25, 2012, 02:57:42 PM »
Oh yes - close shaves can be quite exciting  ;)
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #147 on: August 25, 2012, 05:36:43 PM »
It was the 'materials handling' that was the issue!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #148 on: February 09, 2016, 01:56:49 PM »
Looks like a lot of bother  noooo:
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Re: Diary of "the snip".
« Reply #149 on: February 09, 2016, 01:58:38 PM »