Diary of "the snip".

[The Moan Ranger]

So I went to post the specimen off. As I arrived at the post box, postman pratt arrived and began emptying it. I sheepishly handed him the jiffy bag and wandered off. I made about 10 yards before he shouted "Snip, snip!"

Bastard.

[Bar Wench]

The postbox!??!?!?!?!?!? Ummm I thought "they" died below body temp?

[The Moan Ranger]

Hahahahaha!!!

Wenchy, you have made my day!

[Snoopy]

When they tested me, albeit some years ago and for slightly different reasons, the specimen had to be at the path lab within 30 minutes of leaving me.

We lived 45 mins away by car and they rejected the first try as "Too old to be of any use" so it was try again only this time we parked up at the back of the 9th at the local golf club and got the specimen to the hospital in 5 minutes.   Thank the Lord it was pissing down and nobody was out looking for lost balls or they would have found more than they expected.

[The Moan Ranger]

The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Snoopy]

The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?

Yes they are live ~ "They" (the medics) Said they were not so we stopped using contraception. Since then we have had a number of pregnancies three of which have resulting in live births. One didn't make it alive and a couple or three others aborted in the first three months. SWWLTBO became pregnant within three months of coming off the pill. There are obvious suggestions that could be made but I should tell those who would make them that we lived and worked (shared office, she was my assistant) together and the only time we were not within sight and sound of one another 24/7 was when one of us went to the toilet.

[Bar Wench]

The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?

But if "they" are dead from the journey then how can you have a proper test? "They" could show up dead and still be alive and kicking! 

[Nick]

Did you fail your Biology GCSE?

[The Moan Ranger]

The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?

But if "they" are dead from the journey then how can you have a proper test? "They" could show up dead and still be alive and kicking! 

If they show up at all - alive or dead - then the operation hasn't worked. Think of it this way - if you ripped the pipes from under the hot and cold taps in your sink, then when you turned the taps on, you wouldn't expect water to come out of the taps, would you?

[Bar Wench]

I got an A* as it happens. And it was an IGCSE which we all know is more difficult than an ordinary one! The BBC said so!

I'm really not getting it.   Perhaps some kind soul could pm me and put me straight.  

[Nick]

I sense a lesson for BM in TMR's last post 

[Bar Wench]

The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?

But if "they" are dead from the journey then how can you have a proper test? "They" could show up dead and still be alive and kicking! 

If they show up at all - alive or dead - then the operation hasn't worked. Think of it this way - if you ripped the pipes from under the hot and cold taps in your sink, then when you turned the taps on, you wouldn't expect water to come out of the taps, would you?

I suppose I was thinking if they died they would somehow disapear.  I see now how stupid an assumption that was. 

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

I am light headed.