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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2009, 11:28:58 AM »
Apparently he also referred to Australians as "Apes" and said the death of French Stunt Men "Wouldn't be the end of the world"!

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2009, 12:32:28 PM »
People are just too damned sensitive these days. Always quick to complain in order to massage the utmost publicity for their own particular corner. Clarkson knows the limits and never exceeds them ~ unlike Ross and Brand.


When we lived in Hertford (1994-96) we often bumped into him in Waitrose  ~ shopping for his Mum. Lovely chap, polite and absolutely no "Do you know who I am?" about him.
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2009, 12:34:36 PM »
Yes, he was called JEREMY CLARKSON  ::)
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2009, 12:50:15 PM »
I had an incident in that branch of Waitrose, but that would be going off topic in The Commons  noooo:
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2009, 01:09:57 PM »
A bit like Clarkson in a Mandelson thread.  rubschin:

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2009, 01:10:25 PM »
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2009, 01:58:07 PM »
Clarkson gets in on the act regarding Mandelson's boss :-)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7873624.stm


Truth stings ey?

One eyed, Scottish, and idiot? What's wrong with that?
Pretty tame for Jezza actually. ::)

I have emailed the Scottish MSP named in this story to tell him that Clarkson was right. If he replies I shall let you know
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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2009, 05:12:09 PM »
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has apologised after describing Prime Minister Gordon Brown as "a one-eyed Scottish idiot".
The BBC presenter also accused the Prime Minster of lying, in comments made in Australia where he is hosting Top Gear Live, a stage version of the hit TV show.
Mr Brown lost his sight in one eye as the result of an accident playing rugby as a teenager.
In a statement issued by the BBC, Clarkson said: "In the heat of the moment I made a remark about the Prime Minister's personal appearance for which, upon reflection, I apologise."


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So much for freedom of speech in this so called democratic country of ours. ::)

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2009, 06:19:39 PM »
Tellingly, he hasn't apologised for calling him an "idiot". 'Twas a well crafted answer.

The facts are plain; he is one-eyed and he is Scottish. If Bruin had two eyes and was ginger and JC had merely called him a "Ginger Scottish idiot", would there be such an outcry? I doubt it.

And there is nothing to stop Bruin calling JC a "lanky loud-mouthed Lancastrian mopped haired idiot". If he were to do so in PMQ's next Wednesday, he might gain a modicum of respect.

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2009, 06:33:30 PM »
Tellingly, he hasn't apologised for calling him an "idiot". 'Twas a well crafted answer.

The facts are plain; he is one-eyed and he is Scottish. If Bruin had two eyes and was ginger and JC had merely called him a "Ginger Scottish idiot", would there be such an outcry? I doubt it.

And there is nothing to stop Bruin calling JC a "lanky loud-mouthed Lancastrian mopped haired idiot". If he were to do so in PMQ's next Wednesday, he might gain a modicum of respect.

Well one thing that might stop Bruin calling him that is that Jezza was born in Doncaster ~ which the last time I looked was in Yorkshire.

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2009, 06:41:04 PM »
Tellingly, he hasn't apologised for calling him an "idiot". 'Twas a well crafted answer.

The facts are plain; he is one-eyed and he is Scottish. If Bruin had two eyes and was ginger and JC had merely called him a "Ginger Scottish idiot", would there be such an outcry? I doubt it.

And there is nothing to stop Bruin calling JC a "lanky loud-mouthed Lancastrian mopped haired idiot". If he were to do so in PMQ's next Wednesday, he might gain a modicum of respect.

Well one thing that might stop Bruin calling him that is that Jezza was born in Doncaster ~ which the last time I looked was in Yorkshire.


So watch it laddy or I might do to you what I did to Piers Morgan


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Sorry. I always get the two mixed up. It's an age thing....

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2009, 09:59:39 PM »

So watch it laddy or I might do to you what I did to Piers Morgan

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2009, 07:47:52 AM »

So watch it laddy or I might do to you what I did to Piers Morgan

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Re: Mandelson is a bastard!
« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2009, 08:09:05 AM »
Breaking news

Mandelson has green custard thrown in his face  lol: lol: lol:

ROTFPMSL

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It's here anyhoo



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