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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: T.G.'s back!
« Reply #225 on: November 17, 2009, 09:17:34 AM »
Especially the ones you used to rent and put 50p's in the slot at the back  noooo:
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« Reply #226 on: November 17, 2009, 09:43:14 AM »
Especially the ones you used to rent and put 50p's in the slot at the back  noooo:

...and if they didn't come on proper like, all you had to do was twat them well 'ard on the side, and voila!! happy088

Hit one of todays models, and the friggin' thing just falls to pieces, and problee falls off the wall too. ::)

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« Reply #227 on: November 17, 2009, 10:40:33 AM »
Nowt wrong with the owld valve tv's.

Everything was much more reliable in the good owl' days.  cloud9:

Even people. ;)
Especially the ones you used to rent and put 50p's in the slot at the back  noooo:
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What sort of people do you know!
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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« Reply #228 on: November 19, 2009, 10:33:55 AM »
Have you tried the TG quiz on BBCi ?

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« Reply #229 on: November 19, 2009, 10:46:03 AM »
Have you tried the TG quiz on BBCi ?

No. Go onto that i player thing for a link do I?

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« Reply #230 on: November 19, 2009, 10:48:48 AM »
No, just go onto the Teletext option on BBC 1 and you should see it.

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« Reply #231 on: November 19, 2009, 11:16:39 AM »
No, just go onto the Teletext option on BBC 1 and you should see it.

Tonights mission...if I can get near the telly like. ::)

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« Reply #232 on: November 23, 2009, 10:19:27 AM »
Most excellent last night!  lol:

The residents of Oxford city center must have been well chuffed with them, especially the wumman in that car that twated the 'leccy shed'.
Chortle factor 9. lol:

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« Reply #233 on: November 23, 2009, 11:49:57 AM »
Since it goes past their bedtime SWWLTBO said the boys couldn't watch it .... so where are they now? In their "den" watching it on iplayer happy088


Their den is wonderful ~ it is in Minor's room under the 8' x 4' table that carries his Hornby train layout. It stinks of wet dogs and we don't have a dog but small boys do smell much like wet dogs I suppose.They have equipped it with a trailing lead, an inspection lamp, several large cushions, a large box of tissues  eeek:, a packet of biscuits and bottles of water and 2 laptops + sundry sets headphones, tape/cd players and two way radios. SWWLTBO has tolerated this so far but I have had to tell the older one to flush his used tissues down the loo before his mother sees them  whistle:

SWWLTBO says I am as bad as they are and have yet to grow up.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: T.G.'s back!
« Reply #234 on: November 23, 2009, 11:53:51 AM »
Is there room for you under there as well  lol:
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« Reply #235 on: November 23, 2009, 11:58:43 AM »
No I have a study of my own but then I don't feel the need to practice my newly found masturbatory skills daily hourly either. Once a week is enough at my age  whistle:
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« Reply #236 on: November 23, 2009, 01:06:35 PM »
I see JC's had a letter of complaint from the Romanian Embassy for last week's sortie  lol:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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« Reply #237 on: November 23, 2009, 01:23:56 PM »
I see JC's had a letter of complaint from the Romanian Embassy for last week's sortie  lol:

He gets complaints bombarding his desk nearly every day I'd imagine.
WTF is up with all these miserable humourless bastards ey, what? Shrugs:

Have they all had a humour by-pass op, sad gits.

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« Reply #238 on: November 23, 2009, 01:26:59 PM »


SWWLTBO says I am as bad as they are and have yet to grow up.

Don't get me started Snoops....too late. New thread coming up very shortly, just for you MD and meself like.
BIG barney about this very subject currently raging on here at Growler Towers. evil:

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Re: T.G.'s back!
« Reply #239 on: November 23, 2009, 02:28:17 PM »


SWWLTBO says I am as bad as they are and have yet to grow up.

Don't get me started Snoops....too late. New thread coming up very shortly, just for you MD and meself like.
BIG barney about this very subject currently raging on here at Growler Towers. evil:

All men are only Bigger Boys in reality.
Frankly I used to worry about portraying the "right, grown-up" image but now I just don't give a stuff ~ don't like me the way I am? ........... SOD OFF!

Wife looks heavenward at times and the THW thinks I am soooooooooooo stoooopid but the boys think I'm the mutt's nuts. Life is too short to be "responsible" all the time. I make sure none of them come to harm but if letting them watch Clarkson and co and not blowing my stack because the eldest appears to have discovered that his todger is not for stirring tea with makes me a bad person so be it.
I enjoy showing them stunts that I pulled as a kid, teaching them how to set off fireworks and not get hurt is a delight for me. Limited as I am by the constraints of health problems I still try to let them see that life should be enjoyed. THW is so bloody po-faced I could slap her and probably will.

Delightful conversation with Minor last night. He is eleven (not 12 until August next). He told me he had a "Problem that is worrying him"
"Tell yer old man then" I invited.
He took a deep breath and said "I am worried that my voice is going to break"
"It will" I assured him "What's the problem tho?"
"Well" he muttered "Thing is ......... Will it hurt very much?"

Bless his little heart.   sad24:

I gave all the reassurance that the only thing that might be hurt would be his pride for a few weeks if he was one of those who went "squeaky" whilst it happened but I was able to tell him that in my case it happened almost overnight. I went to bed a soprano and woke a baritone.
He seemed relieved.

Kids ~ How their minds work  noooo:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.