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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10230 on: August 21, 2012, 05:14:13 PM »
trellis, cockney rhyming
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10231 on: August 23, 2012, 09:35:23 AM »
slangback shoed
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10232 on: August 23, 2012, 06:39:37 PM »
that was two
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10233 on: August 24, 2012, 09:18:46 PM »
Blame the finger
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10234 on: August 25, 2012, 02:05:48 PM »
of fudge for
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10235 on: August 25, 2012, 04:07:02 PM »
encouraging Barrymore to
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10236 on: August 25, 2012, 04:13:36 PM »
Clean the pool.......... redface:

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10237 on: August 25, 2012, 05:37:54 PM »
by removing the
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10238 on: August 25, 2012, 05:44:00 PM »
The fag butts.........

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10239 on: August 25, 2012, 07:26:47 PM »
had created a
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10240 on: August 26, 2012, 02:34:34 PM »
A bolt hole
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10241 on: August 26, 2012, 02:36:41 PM »
into which he
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10242 on: August 26, 2012, 02:56:19 PM »
Carefully inserted his
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10243 on: August 26, 2012, 08:14:46 PM »
bolt cutters, greased
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #10244 on: August 26, 2012, 09:49:53 PM »
with peanut butter
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