the true story
Captain Beaky shot his load
Right up the arse of Timid Toad
Now Timid Toad he smelled a rat
So slipped a length up Batty Bat
Batty Bat let out a howl
And grabbed the balls of Artful Owl
Artful Owl said "I liked that"
And gave a wank to Reckless Rat
Reckless Rat, he flipped his lid
And tried to gobble Hissing Sid
Now Captain Beaky went to court
To face the charges that Toad had brought
The summons bought against him meant
He'd fucked poor Toad without consent
"Is this true?" said Justice Pig
"Poor Timid Toad you tried to frig?".
"It's true said Bat. "I saw it all
Beaky's only got one ball."
"One ball or not," the judge did say
"Poor Toad is in the family way."
Now Captain Beaky's off to Rampton
To have six inches off his hampton.
