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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8775 on: October 25, 2010, 10:43:59 PM »
bogof pleaded in
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8776 on: October 25, 2010, 10:56:39 PM »
a pitiful voice

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8777 on: October 26, 2010, 06:23:09 AM »
Jaaa want cashback?  censored:
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8778 on: October 26, 2010, 07:54:04 AM »
muttered the till-girl

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8779 on: October 26, 2010, 07:56:02 AM »
NO! Shouted Snoopy.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8780 on: October 26, 2010, 07:59:07 AM »
enraged yet again

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8781 on: October 26, 2010, 08:05:23 AM »
At going shopping
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8782 on: October 26, 2010, 08:16:41 AM »
a chore he

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8783 on: October 26, 2010, 08:38:55 AM »
Hates, loathes, abhors!  evil:
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8784 on: October 26, 2010, 08:56:56 AM »
Nick recommends online

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8785 on: October 26, 2010, 09:09:59 AM »
ASDA I too!
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8786 on: October 26, 2010, 09:15:03 AM »
he punned (badly)

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8787 on: October 26, 2010, 09:15:58 AM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8788 on: October 26, 2010, 09:18:48 AM »
Oh good grief!

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #8789 on: October 26, 2010, 09:32:20 AM »
Best punditry yet  spider:
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