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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6015 on: August 23, 2009, 09:14:25 PM »
chuffing calluses which
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6016 on: August 24, 2009, 08:13:42 PM »
on my hands
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6017 on: August 24, 2009, 08:15:20 PM »
knees, elbows and
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6018 on: August 25, 2009, 01:42:12 PM »
other favourite parts
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6019 on: August 25, 2009, 02:04:40 PM »
not to mention
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6020 on: August 25, 2009, 03:03:07 PM »
I won't then  eveilgrin:
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6021 on: August 25, 2009, 03:05:57 PM »
best not to
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6022 on: August 25, 2009, 03:06:44 PM »
if you value
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6023 on: August 25, 2009, 03:43:06 PM »
your remaining dignity
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6024 on: August 26, 2009, 03:17:26 PM »
and family jewels
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6025 on: August 26, 2009, 08:32:59 PM »
AKA the CIA

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6026 on: August 27, 2009, 10:08:24 AM »
Ooh err missus
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6027 on: August 27, 2009, 08:21:58 PM »
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6028 on: August 27, 2009, 08:53:50 PM »
hole in head
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6029 on: August 28, 2009, 09:02:10 PM »
a fish disease