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Offline Pastis

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6000 on: August 23, 2009, 03:36:28 PM »
I am Spartacus!
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6001 on: August 23, 2009, 03:40:55 PM »
I'm Jack Sparrow

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6002 on: August 23, 2009, 04:09:13 PM »
I am barking!
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6003 on: August 23, 2009, 04:19:44 PM »
I am straightjacketed.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6004 on: August 23, 2009, 04:34:20 PM »
I'm into bondage  eyes:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6005 on: August 23, 2009, 05:05:28 PM »
see me later eyes:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6006 on: August 23, 2009, 05:10:07 PM »
 noooo: He's tied up
I mostly despair

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6007 on: August 23, 2009, 05:45:11 PM »
leather or lace?
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6008 on: August 23, 2009, 05:46:25 PM »
Personal preferences considered
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6009 on: August 23, 2009, 05:49:15 PM »
then dismissed because

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6010 on: August 23, 2009, 05:59:33 PM »
neither were suitable
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6011 on: August 23, 2009, 06:01:28 PM »
as chafed hounds
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6012 on: August 23, 2009, 06:03:07 PM »
cannot perform properly
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6013 on: August 23, 2009, 07:19:36 PM »
the red, raw
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6014 on: August 23, 2009, 07:52:12 PM »
chafing, complaints and