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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5685 on: August 02, 2009, 07:32:26 PM »
a fishing club

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5686 on: August 02, 2009, 07:35:10 PM »
of monstrous proportions
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5687 on: August 02, 2009, 07:37:08 PM »
about this long

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5688 on: August 02, 2009, 07:40:53 PM »
not that long?
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5689 on: August 02, 2009, 07:42:08 PM »
honest, two foot

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5690 on: August 02, 2009, 07:44:37 PM »
Oh, that short
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5691 on: August 02, 2009, 07:46:16 PM »
one, with fat

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5692 on: August 02, 2009, 07:48:22 PM »
serious adipose tissue
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5693 on: August 02, 2009, 07:51:55 PM »
composed of adipocytes

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5694 on: August 02, 2009, 08:47:33 PM »
lipids, mobilizing  secretions.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5695 on: August 03, 2009, 04:05:39 AM »
and oozing puss
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5696 on: August 03, 2009, 08:05:07 AM »
yellow, stinking puss
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5697 on: August 03, 2009, 08:07:01 AM »
whose puss? Miaow
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5698 on: August 03, 2009, 08:13:20 AM »
Mrs. Slocombe's pussy
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #5699 on: August 03, 2009, 08:18:57 AM »
It would be
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