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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4095 on: April 20, 2009, 02:55:04 PM »
with a squint
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4096 on: April 20, 2009, 03:46:19 PM »
of light oil
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4097 on: April 20, 2009, 04:04:25 PM »
in his anus  redface:
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4098 on: April 20, 2009, 05:15:34 PM »
Good grief BM
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4099 on: April 20, 2009, 05:17:08 PM »
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4100 on: April 20, 2009, 05:18:36 PM »
I should think
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4101 on: April 20, 2009, 05:20:46 PM »
so, lavatorial humour
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4102 on: April 20, 2009, 05:22:00 PM »
is only welcome
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4103 on: April 20, 2009, 05:23:31 PM »
when there is
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4104 on: April 20, 2009, 05:24:19 PM »
a toilet present
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4105 on: April 20, 2009, 05:25:47 PM »
in the middle
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4106 on: April 20, 2009, 05:30:30 PM »
or far distance
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4107 on: April 20, 2009, 05:31:08 PM »
of bog land
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4108 on: April 20, 2009, 05:49:35 PM »
bogtrotters inhabit such
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #4109 on: April 20, 2009, 06:56:03 PM »
we are told
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"